Yes, thank you. I've received about forty emails with this link
about Italy blowing up any minute now.
You people are not really helping my Nervous Nelly status, you know.
Doesn't anyone ever send out links to furry bunny rabbits and rainbows and frolicking children? I used to get emails about cool online games or pictures of really fat cats or hell, I'd even take a chain letter about the man with the knife hiding in the back seat of my car right now.
Part of me believes everything I read about imminent terrorism and part of me believes nothing. Right now, they are in a knock-down, drag-out fight over who gets control of my brain. Do I take all these threats seriously or do I laugh them off and continue working as if the world is just a place filled with peace, love and flowers?
Hey, did you know the bin Laden ultimatum
against Europe expires today?
That Jack Daniels is looking mighty good right now.