The big conspiracy of the day: Mike Piazza tipped batters off to Clemens's pitches last night in an act of sweet revenge, thus letting Clemens get battered in the All Star game
, in front of his home town crowd. Rumor also has it that Piazza was smiling widly underneath his catcher's mask.
Now, I don't really believe this theory. But, if true, I can't help but want to buy Piazza a beer.
However, I tend to believe that Clemens did himself in the old-fashioned way. By choking.