the pyramid is passe
The food pyramid has outlived its usefulness and the Department of Agriculture is looking to give it an extreme makeover.
I took care of it for them. Knowing that many people were offended by the image of the pyramid to begin with (it made some think of Egyptian slavery) and knowing that the pyramid has taken an image beating since the Pyramid schemes of the 80's, I did away with that shape all together and came up with a more appropriate form for my nutritional suggestions.
I present to you, The Food Pentagram.
If we're going to kill ourselves with obesity, we may as well enjoy the ride.
Brought to you by Satan's Minions, Souls of Gluttony Division.