No less than three people emailed while I was out today to let me know that there are rumors circulating that the Yankees are looking to get Roger Clemens back.
Excuse me while my stomach turns...
Ok. I am announcing right here, right now, in full public view that if Roger Clemens ever again plays for the Yankkes, I am done. DONE. I will bid farewell to my life-long relationship with the New York Yankees.
Just the fact that they are even thinking about it is making me clench my teeth.
Curse you, Roger Clemens. You will rue the day you put on those pinstripes again! Do you hear me? I said RUE!