Tip of the Day
When renting a tent for a party, it's best to just pay the fifty bucks and let the tent people put it up for you. Unless, of course, you enjoy people being impaled with tent poles, a husband threatening to drive a stake into his wife's heart or the sight of skin torn apart by a rope burn. Then you go right ahead and put up that tent yourself. Just don't come crying to me because, hey, I warned you.