Finally,
a quiz that really speaks to me.
Wackiness: 20/100
Rationality: 32/100
Constructiveness: 14/100
Leadership: 26/100
You are an SEDF--Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.
Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well--even those you have known a long time--because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.
You are not to be messed with. You may explode.
Damn straight. T-90 seconds.
via ms. locks
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Wackiness: 40/100
Rationality: 56/100
Constructiveness: 32/100
Leadership: 54/100
You are an SRDL--Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a mob boss. You are the ultimate alpha person and even your friends give you your space. You can't stand whiners, weaklings, schlemiels or schlemozzles. You don't make many jokes, but when you do, others laugh out loud. They must.
People often turn to you for advice, and wisely. You are calm in a crisis, cautious in a tempest, and attuned to even the finest details. Yours is the profile of a smart head for business and a dangerous enemy.
You have a natural knack for fashion and occupy a suit like a matinee idol. Your charisma is striking and without artifice. You are generous, thoughtful, and appreciate life's finer things.
Please don't kick my ass.
Posted by: Headzero | July 8, 2004 03:57 PM
Michele - scary is when I score the exact same way that you did on this test!
Evil Genius Twin
Posted by: jen | July 8, 2004 03:59 PM
got the same thing! we rock!
http://vhmprincess.blogspot.com/2004/07/quiz.html
Posted by: VHMPrincess | July 8, 2004 04:01 PM
umhm. me too. evil geniuses of the world unite!
Posted by: sheila | July 8, 2004 04:05 PM
Ok, I'm somewhat educated on the field of human psychology, on both sides of the couch. This, just like MBTI, is more for fun than anything else, so here we go
My Profile
You are an SECL--Sober(hardly) Emotional Constructive Leader. This makes you a politician (incredulous, I kick my own ass). You cut deals, you change minds, you make things happen. You would prefer to be liked than respected, but generally people react to you with both (right, just ask the french, they love me over there. not). You are very sensitive to criticism, since your entire business is making people happy (okay, now we've officially entered the twilightzone).
At times your commitment to the happiness of other people can cut into the happiness of you and your loved ones. This is very demanding on those close to you, who may feel neglected. Slowly, you will learn to set your own agenda--including time to yourself.
You are gregarious, friendly, charming (!) and charismatic. You like animals (too much commitment for me), sports, and beautiful cars (that one, however, is on the money). You wear understated gold jewelry(I wear zero jewlery/watches/tattoos) and have secret bad habits, like chewing your fingers and fidgeting (yes, like a mofo).
You are very difficult to dislike.
(this last one was the coup d'etat though. I'm pretty easy to dislike, mostly because I'm opinionated and I enjoy making fun of people until the punch me in the nuts.)
Posted by: shank | July 8, 2004 04:15 PM
Ack... got "Enemy of the State"
Posted by: Patrick Chester | July 8, 2004 04:17 PM
we may be on different sides of the fence, but our personalities are the same :)
Posted by: jewdez | July 8, 2004 04:45 PM
I am...
a White House staffer... Fitting.
Posted by: Nathan Hamm | July 8, 2004 04:53 PM
Wackiness: 0/100
Rationality: 50/100
Constructiveness: 40/100
Leadership: 40/100
Ahh...how did they know my plan is to lie in the weeds and pick off the leadership one-by-one?
BUWHAHAHAAA!
Posted by: feste | July 8, 2004 04:55 PM
I got the "evil genius" result too ... sure, now that it's passé and evil geniuses are like Michael Moore chins.
Posted by: Midgard | July 8, 2004 05:01 PM
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow!
Posted by: Cadrys | July 8, 2004 05:06 PM
I'm an evil genius as well. Must be something in the water around here.
Posted by: mailman | July 8, 2004 05:40 PM
Y'all need to look at your proximity to the midpoint score (40-60, or especially 45 - 55). What scares me the most is how LOW all Michele's scores are... This is not just a person that is BARELY an evil genius. Michele could very well be the next Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Prof. Moriarty or (shudder) Sideshow Bob!! Be afraid, be very afraid.
Posted by: JFH | July 8, 2004 05:57 PM
Here's mine:
Wackiness: 62/100
Rationality: 54/100
Constructiveness: 56/100
Leadership: 44/100
You are a WRCF--Wacky Rational Constructive Follower. This makes you Paul Begala. You are unflappable and largely unconcerned with others' reactions to you. You were not particularly interested in the results of this test, and probably took it only as a result of someone else asking you to.
You have a biting wit and intense powers of observation. No detail is lost on you, and your friends know it--relying on you to have the facts when others express only opinions. You are even-tempered, friendly, and educated. Foolish strangers may mistake your mildness for weakness--they will be surprised.
You entire approach to life is enviable. You will raise good kids.
I don't know about the kids, as I don't even have a wife yet, but the rest seems very accurate.
Posted by: ScottC | July 8, 2004 06:21 PM
Wackiness: 34/100
Rationality: 50/100
Constructiveness: 60/100
Leadership: 68/100
So I'm a "politician" on the borderline of an "Ayn Rand Ideal". I guess it all depends if I'm feeling like I want people to like me or I just don't care...
No "understated gold jewlery", though... unless that's code for "non-visable tattoo"...
Posted by: Jack Grey | July 8, 2004 07:05 PM
Yep, "evil genius" here. Coulda been worse. Could have been "super genius". I'd be forced to switch to DSL before my cable modem got me killed.
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | July 8, 2004 07:36 PM
Hm, seems like a heavy concentration of us evil geniuses around here. Which direction is the causal relationship, though? Does ASV shape its readers into evil geniuses, or does being an evil genius make it more likely that one will be drawn to ASV (aka Secret Lair of the Evil Genius Association)?
Inquiring minds want to know...
Posted by: Keiran | July 8, 2004 07:50 PM
Keiran, "A Small Victory" is the required Step One in the 'Taking Over Everything' Plan. That's where it starts.
Not sure what Step Two is, but Step Three is "Gobs of Profits and Enemies Bones Crushed to Dust."
You didn't get the memo?
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | July 8, 2004 08:11 PM
""I got the "evil genius" result too ... sure, now that it's passé and evil geniuses are like Michael Moore chins.""
Hmm I REALLY don't think I like the image of being compaired to a mass burial site for Krispy Kremes ;)
OT did you hear that the McDonalds in Flint, MI has added a new size of fries in honor of their most famous non-resident?
I give you..
Moore-sized fries: Pour entire bag of potatoes directly into the grease and fry. Reduce heat and allow to soak in the grease for 5 minutes while adding one pound of salt. Send someone over to KFC for one of their commemorative buckets and spoon the fries from the grease to the bucket... do NOT drain. Serve with a 10 foot pole and call the paramedics.
Posted by: LarryConley | July 8, 2004 08:57 PM
Wackiness: 40/100
Rationality: 54/100
Constructiveness: 28/100
Leadership: 60/100
You are an SRDL--Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a mob boss.
Hmmmm... Headzero? I suggest a summit, so we can divide up the country to our respective domains and also work up a draft for who gets which evil geniuses.
Posted by: Darleen | July 8, 2004 09:42 PM
Wackiness: 22/100
Rationality: 38/100
Constructiveness: 40/100
Leadership: 44/100
Evil Genius as well...hmmm...this is somewhat frightening...
Posted by: wayne fielder | July 8, 2004 11:00 PM
Wackiness: 20/100
Rationality: 60/100
Constructiveness: 56/100
Leadership: 56/100
You are an SRCL--Sober Rational Constructive Leader. This makes you an Ayn Rand ideal. Taggart? Roark? Galt? You are all of these. You were born to lead. You may not be particularly exciting, but you have a strange charisma--born of intellect and personal drive--that people begin to notice when they have been around you a while. You don't like to compromise, but you recognize when you have to.
You care absolutely nothing what other people think, and this somehow attracts people to you. Treat them well, use them wisely, and ascend to your rightful rank.
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Hmmmph. How is this related to being INTP?
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Posted by: htom | July 8, 2004 11:16 PM
Ummm... ok, this is messed up:
Wackiness: 8/100
Rationality: 70/100
Constructiveness: 80/100
Leadership: 62/100
You are an SRCL--Sober Rational Constructive Leader. This makes you an Ayn Rand ideal. Taggart? Roark? Galt? You are all of these. You were born to lead. You may not be particularly exciting, but you have a strange charisma--born of intellect and personal drive--that people begin to notice when they have been around you a while. You don't like to compromise, but you recognize when you have to.
You care absolutely nothing what other people think, and this somehow attracts people to you. Treat them well, use them wisely, and ascend to your rightful rank.
First of all... Ayn Fucking Rand? Jesus. Objectivism just ain't my bag, baby. The scores seem to fit fairly well, but I don't get how the name fits with a strict free-market short-term rational wealth maximization philosophy. Fun, though.
Posted by: Mike | July 9, 2004 12:09 AM
What I find interesting about this quiz is that its final result describes me fairly well. To the curious, here is the description:
You are an SRDF--Sober Rational Destructive Follower. This makes you a font of knowledge. You are cool, analytical, intelligent and completely unfunny. Sometimes you slice through conversation with a cutting observation that causes silence and sidelong glances. You make a strong and lasting impression on everyone you meet, the quality of which depends more on their personality than yours.
You may feel persecuted, as you can become a target for fun. Still, you are focused enough on your work and secure enough in your abilities not to worry overly.
You are productive and invaluable to those you work for. You are loyal, steadfast, and conscientious. Your grooming is impeccable. You are in good shape.
You are kind of a tool, but you get things done. You are probably a week away from snapping.
Posted by: Average Joe | July 9, 2004 02:05 AM
Wackiness: 100/100
Rationality: 0/100
Constructiveness: 0/100
Leadership: 0/100
You are a BDSM--Brainless Democrat Shrieking Moonbat or Ted Kennedy.
Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)
Posted by: Elephant Man | July 9, 2004 10:06 AM
Me, too! Another evil genius.
Good company I'm in, no doubt...
Posted by: mostly cajun | July 9, 2004 09:02 PM
Here's another mob boss. I think I'll go for the gambling, prostitution and protection rackets (the steady income appeals to my rational side).
Posted by: Doug Vaselaar | July 10, 2004 01:02 PM
Evil genius with 0/100 constructiveness.
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Ed Falkner | July 10, 2004 02:38 PM
Wackiness: 30/100
Rationality: 50/100
Constructiveness: 40/100
Leadership: 80/100
You are an SEDL--Sober Emotional Destructive Leader. This makes you a dictator. You prefer to control situations, and lack of control makes you physically sick. You feel have responsibility for everyone's welfare, and that you will be blamed when things go wrong. Things do go wrong, and you take it harder than you should.
You rely on the validation and support of others, but you have a secret distrust for people and distaste for their habits and weaknesses that make you keep your distance from them. This makes you very difficult to be with romantically. Still, a level-headed peacemaker can keep you balanced.
Despite your fierce temper and general hot-bloodedness, you have a soft spot for animals and a surprising passion for the arts. Sometimes you would almost rather live by your wits in the wilderness somewhere, if you could bring your books and your sketchbook.
You also have a strange, undeniable sexiness to you. You may go insane
damn!
Posted by: mr lawson | July 17, 2004 01:49 PM
I am a dictator......Sober, emotional destructive leader.
"Sometimes you would almost rather live by your wits in the wilderness somewhere, if you could bring your books and your sketchbook.You also have a strange, undeniable sexiness to you. You may go insane."
That's me.......
Posted by: Brando | July 21, 2004 07:08 PM