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Kerry Aides Make Plans for No. 2, Whoever It Is "His wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, said her husband's frame of mind about the choice "depends on the time of the day." Well, at least he's consistently indecisive... To Balance Ticket,... [Read More]
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Kerry Aides Make Plans for No. 2, Whoever It Is "His wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, said her husband's frame of mind about the choice "depends on the time of the day." Well, at least he's consistently indecisive... To Balance Ticket,... [Read More]
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"Your lips...so supple...Your hands...so soft"
Posted by: Stacey | July 6, 2004 11:33 AM
"Kiss me you fool".
Posted by: Terry Reynolds | July 6, 2004 11:36 AM
"Check me ... heeeh heeeh ... my breath ok?"
Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal | July 6, 2004 11:40 AM
It was you, Fredo. It was always you.
Posted by: Eric Akawie | July 6, 2004 11:46 AM
Duet Singing -"I got you babe!!"
My appologies to Sonny (God rest his misunderstood soul), Cher can go f*ck herself.
Posted by: Gt | July 6, 2004 11:51 AM
no. You're shmoopie.
no, YOU'RE Shmoopie.
No. You.
No. You're shmoopie.
Posted by: rightwingduck | July 6, 2004 11:55 AM
"I've got a really big surprise waiting for you when we get to Massachusetts."
"So Wonkette was right?"
"You'll have to wait and find out."
Posted by: jon | July 6, 2004 12:00 PM
"Senators John Kerry and John Edwards came out of the closet today in a small ceremony in Massachusetts."
Posted by: Jennifer | July 6, 2004 12:05 PM
"I'm telling you it worked for Al and Tipper, and with gay marriage being such a big topic right now..."
Posted by: Ken Summers | July 6, 2004 12:10 PM
"I can hardly see where the needles went in."
Posted by: Laurence Simon | July 6, 2004 12:13 PM
"I love making out with rich women"
"I'm not a woman"
"Really? That's a shame, you're prettier than Teresa"
Posted by: Ken Summers | July 6, 2004 12:15 PM
Let go of my goddamn hand, Lurch!
Posted by: Neo | July 6, 2004 12:17 PM
"Why Mr. Kerry... your yankee sweet talk is giving me the vapors."
Posted by: RIP Ford | July 6, 2004 12:19 PM
"I love you, mannnn...."
Posted by: mhking | July 6, 2004 12:20 PM
"People will say we're in love...."
Posted by: meep | July 6, 2004 12:26 PM
"Dude."
"Sweet."
"Dude!"
"Sweet!"
Posted by: j.scott barnard | July 6, 2004 12:29 PM
How 'bout this?
Amazing what one can do on their lunch break, isn't it?
Posted by: Sharp as a marble | July 6, 2004 12:34 PM
"Ooh baby. Feeling your suit like this is giving me a woody...."
Posted by: Jay | July 6, 2004 12:40 PM
[Both singing] "I... had... the time of my life... oh, I never felt this way before..."
Posted by: Jim Treacher | July 6, 2004 12:45 PM
"Whoa! Dude - I said no tongue!"
Posted by: Robert the Llama Butcher | July 6, 2004 12:58 PM
You get me hotter'n Georgia asphalt.
Posted by: Rob @ L&R | July 6, 2004 01:01 PM
LOL@ RIP Ford! Brilliant!
Posted by: Bill from INDC Journal | July 6, 2004 01:05 PM
"You had me at 'Vietnam'"
Posted by: dario | July 6, 2004 01:20 PM
"Senator Edwards, are you squirreling away nuts in your cheek, or are you just happy to see me?"
Posted by: Belize042 | July 6, 2004 01:22 PM
Bill from INDC Journal,
Unfortunately, I can not take the credit for that line. I stole it from a much more gifted individual.
Posted by: RIP Ford | July 6, 2004 01:32 PM
[May whoever is the Supreme Deity have mercy on what's left of my soul for this but...]
"Squeal like a pig!"
Posted by: Ken Summers | July 6, 2004 01:43 PM
Wait Till I show you what a botox shot to the nads will do!
Posted by: mbruce | July 6, 2004 01:44 PM
It's ok Honey, everyone breaks a heel from time to time. You just stay right here and I'll bring the car around.
Posted by: Spooky | July 6, 2004 01:50 PM
"You love me! You really love me!"
Posted by: mijammie | July 6, 2004 01:54 PM
Edwards: I love it when you speak French.
Kerry: Oh, I love it when you speak Southern.
Edwards: Let's go chase an ambulance
Kerry. Did you know I served in Vietnam?
Edwards. How's my hair?
Posted by: rightwingduck | July 6, 2004 01:57 PM
"Yes, I'm so pretty
You're so dizzy
And we're so happy every day
Let's make a wish
And let it come true for us
Tra, la, la, la, la"
-- sorry, Mr.Lennon
Posted by: Mark | July 6, 2004 02:07 PM
Don't worry, John. I'm on the Pill.
Posted by: sonofnixon | July 6, 2004 02:07 PM
Hold my hand and we are halfway there, hold my hand and I'll take you there. Somehow! Someday! Some...
Posted by: Rob @ L&R | July 6, 2004 02:12 PM
"I'm so glad you picked me. I've missed our dates in the Senate cloakroom these past few months, Johnny."
Posted by: Laurence Simon | July 6, 2004 02:12 PM
Grandfather: And as they reached for each other...
[stops reading]
Grandson: What, Grandpa?
Grandfather: Oh, it's kissing again. I know you don't want to hear that part.
Grandson: Well... now I don't mind it as much.
Grandfather: Oh, okay.
Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.
Posted by: Rob @ L&R | July 6, 2004 02:18 PM
I vote for dario's entry, but here's my attempt anyway:
"I bet Teddy Kennedy never made you feel this way."
or;
"I promise, Edwards, this will get Andrew Sullivan in our corner..."
or;
"Ohhh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you..."
and because this is ASV;
"Gimmee some sugar, baby."
Posted by: Cyrano | July 6, 2004 02:42 PM
The next President and Vice President
Posted by: grem | July 6, 2004 02:43 PM
"Check it out, you can't see our suits."
"We're like Mumenshantz, dude."
"Totally, dude."
"Let's do a disembodied-head kiss, k?"
"k"
Posted by: Midgard | July 6, 2004 02:44 PM
...this is precisely the move on the part of Edwards that Bill Clinton allegedly used to keep arafat from kissing him on the lips...wonder what that means?
Posted by: catzmeow | July 6, 2004 02:49 PM
Kerry: "I hope you realize that we have no chance."
Edwards: "See you in the footnotes of history, pal."
Posted by: Tom Galvin | July 6, 2004 03:02 PM
Edwards:
Oh, darling! Don't let's spoil everything.
Kerry:
I don't want to spoil anything --
just want to top it all off.
Edwards:
Would you want me, now, like this,so soon before our nomination ...
So near we can almost touch it? Or wait a little while longer,when I can give myself without hesitation?... When I can be totally and unashamedly yours??....
Posted by: SarahW | July 6, 2004 03:27 PM
No, I'm letting Teddy drive YOU home!
Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim | July 6, 2004 03:30 PM
The bad news is I have to run for VICE president.
The good news is I saved a ton of money
by switching my auto insurance to Gieco!
Posted by: sefton | July 6, 2004 03:47 PM
Oh John, I love it when you speak French!
TAKE ME...TAKE ME NOW YOU FOOL!!
Posted by: sefton | July 6, 2004 03:56 PM
"Will you be my John?"
Posted by: LarryConley | July 6, 2004 04:09 PM
Who took the stars out of Hollywood and put them in your eyes.
Babie, that ain't Bryll Cream on your tie, is it.
We're running for office. I'm scared. Hold me.
Marcia. Marcia.
John. John.
I vote you for VP before I voted against you.
Damn the federal marriage amendment. I want you.
Posted by: rightwingduck | July 6, 2004 04:28 PM
Kerry: "With this ring, I thee wed."
Edwards: blush
Posted by: insomni | July 6, 2004 04:34 PM
"Are we too late to ride in a float in the PRIDE parade?"
Posted by: mailman | July 6, 2004 04:34 PM
"Shhhhh. You had me at hello!"
Posted by: Zoloft | July 6, 2004 05:08 PM
Try the red one, it's gooooood.
Posted by: Faith | July 6, 2004 05:45 PM
Don't worry, John. Hillary's been sedated and they got the scissors away from her.
Posted by: Faith | July 6, 2004 05:46 PM
Well, that wraps up Andrew Sullivan's vote!
Posted by: blaster | July 6, 2004 08:24 PM
We should be lovers!
And that's a fact.
Though nothing, would keep us together.
We could steal time...
Kerry: or an election!
Edwards: how wonderful life is
Kerry & Edwards: now that we're in the raa-ce!
Posted by: Dave in Texas | July 6, 2004 08:28 PM
"Is that a VP nomination in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Posted by: Daniel | July 6, 2004 08:28 PM
"I'll put the 'vice' back in vice-president! Come, I'll show you how!"
Posted by: Daniel | July 6, 2004 08:30 PM
I don't think I can top dario's comment ("You had me at 'Vietnam'")...I laughed real hard at that one. But here goes anyway:
"You are no longer a cabin boy, now you are a cabin MAN."
Posted by: Pale Infidel | July 6, 2004 09:45 PM
The very first thing that popped into my mind was:
(singing) "I sigh, the song begins,
and I hear violins . . .
It's magic.
How else can I explain
those rainbows, when there is no rain . . .
It's magic. . . ."
Posted by: ScottC | July 6, 2004 10:03 PM
It's taffeta darling, taffeta. You know, it wrinkles so easily.
Posted by: Dave in Texas | July 6, 2004 10:53 PM
I told you to lick my erection - not join my election
Posted by: chris | July 6, 2004 11:18 PM
Kerry: Listen, John, about that whole McCain thing...
Edwards: It's alright.
Kerry: It's just that I...I knew they only way I could win is with another John on the ticket...and I panicked...and he's been to Vietnam...
Edwards: I said, It's alright
Kerry: And at the time you were in diapers...
Edwards: Listen you sonofa
Posted by: john jenkins | July 7, 2004 12:06 AM
"Who's my cream puff?"
Posted by: David Ross | July 7, 2004 12:18 AM
"Crap, why'd we BOTH have to wear velcro suits at the same time?"
Posted by: Supertree | July 7, 2004 12:43 AM
Really! Theresa doesn't mind when I bring my "gentleman friends" home.
Posted by: mike | July 7, 2004 08:55 AM
How about?
Kerry: Well I've had the time of my life
Edwards: And I've never felt like this before. Yes I swear
Kerry: It's the truth.
Edwards: And I owe it all to you!
Posted by: Austin Barrow | July 7, 2004 10:10 AM
You know, I can get you all of Theresa's
millions minus 40% of course.
Posted by: renegade | July 7, 2004 11:56 AM
"Ticket of the Lesser Johns."
Posted by: M. Scott Eiland | July 7, 2004 06:51 PM
Edwards: John, you've got some spinach stuck in your teeth.
or maybe
Edwards: So, you wouldn't have a problem with going on Queer Eye?
Kerry: Not if it gets the chick vote.
or maybe
Edwards: Dude, you really need a nose-hair trimmer - I'll loan you my Sharper Image catalog
or maybe
Edwards: John, you know, I'm working up a class-action suit against the makers of Botox. You should get on board. That's some scary-ass paralysis you've got there in that forehead
Kerry: (thinking) shut up, shut up, the reporters are near!
or maybe
Edwards: John, if you plan to run with me, I've got two words for you: Grecian. Formula.
Okay, so they're lame, what do you want, all the good movie quotes got used up by people more creative than I am. (The Dude/Sweet bit really had me laughing).
Posted by: ricki | July 7, 2004 10:50 PM
John was ready when a relaxing moment turned into the right moment.
Posted by: Jody | July 8, 2004 01:01 AM