Dr. Mephisto Dead?
Reports surfacing that Marlon Brando is dead. I wonder what will happen to the North American Marlon Brando Look Alike association now? (Honestly, I thought he was dead already) Update: It's been confirmed, but just remember that you heard it hear first! So that makes me the absolute leader in Marlon Brando death related news Write that on my tombstone, ok?
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Twelve players have him. I've got a draft post for the dead pool ready to go.
Well, more like I wrote it to tally the points and realized it hadn't hit Google News or CNN yet, so I felt like a f-ing idiot.
Posted by: Laurence Simon | July 2, 2004 10:30 AM
They are reporting "cause of death unknown",Gee,80 years old,obese,and a bit of a loon.Shouldn't the queston be "what kept him alive this long?"
Posted by: mbruce | July 2, 2004 10:34 AM
With his financial troubles in the news just yesterday,and the life's he had in the last couple decades... "cause of death unknown" is the best thing to be saying right now I think.
Posted by: C Bassett | July 2, 2004 10:44 AM
hmm That KPHO story is the only source I can find reporting that. Google News, as of this post, turns up nothing. And that same KPHO story was, according to Google Groups, posted around 2am pacific last night.
Just a little odd.
Posted by: C Bassett | July 2, 2004 10:49 AM
80 years is a grand old age to reach for someone so ...fluffy.
Get fat in my family and you won't make it to seventy.
Posted by: SarahW | July 2, 2004 11:09 AM
Wow, I was just thinking about him, given I watched "Cartman joins NAMBLA" last night.
Until I hear it confirmed I'm not gonna believe this, but at the same time, it's hard to believe the man is still alive, given his physical health alone.
Posted by: Ratan | July 2, 2004 11:26 AM
It's been confirmed by his attorney and family.
Posted by: Laurence Simon | July 2, 2004 11:29 AM
Fox News flashed it across the screen during a Bush speech just now.
Posted by: Jeff | July 2, 2004 11:30 AM
I have this image of him and Mattie Stepanek in heaven re-enacting scenes from Apocalypse Now. "You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."
Posted by: Allah | July 2, 2004 11:32 AM
Being reported and posted on FNC and MSNBC channels and sites now.
And at the risk of injecting a note of levity -- heh: CNN is last to the story. Still not being reported on CNN channel or site.
Posted by: david | July 2, 2004 11:33 AM
CNN is last to every death... they were 15 minutes behind everybody else on Reagan.
Posted by: Jeff | July 2, 2004 11:34 AM
Not true Jeff. CNN announced Ronald Reagan's death well over a year ago!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/cnnobit1.html
Posted by: C Bassett | July 2, 2004 11:44 AM