It is time once again to remind those of you with less than normal intelligence that fireworks are hot, dangerous and may burn you if you do not handle them properly.
Trying to light fireworks after consuming a twelve pack of beer is not a good idea. For anyone. Accidents can happen, people and they will happen to you, especially if you mix drinking and detonating. Let's go over last year's warning:
That should be enough to sway you.
Now, you can go use the signmaker
to make your own Fourth of July Warning Signs. It's Friday. Have some fun!