It's Game Day
. Which means it's time to work the voodoo that I do on days such as this.
This is my Red Sox Buddy. I take him with me wherever I go on days that the Yanks are playing the Sox. I actually have many copies of him, as we often like to set him on fire.
Tonight, as a special treat, we are going to barbecue. Not the doll, silly. Just regular hamburgers. But we are going to make Boston baked beans. And then we will light our farts on fire and use that fire to enflame our Red Sox Buddy.
Maybe later I'll let you catch a glimpse of my Headless Ted doll.
If I don't feel the good voodoo vibes coming on strong before game time, I'll have to whip out the cleavage hex.
Game Time: 7:05 p.m. EST. I'll be in my backyard using nature's flamethrower to light the passion of the Sox/Yankee rivalry. You're welcome to join us. Just bring a can of Glade air freshener.
You think I'm kidding, don't you?