Reminder
Just a standard reminder to those who think their puny rebel alliance can do any harm to us.
We are the dark empire. We will crush you.
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Just a standard reminder to those who think their puny rebel alliance can do any harm to us.
We are the dark empire. We will crush you.
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The more Steinbrenner squeezes his fist, the more players will slip from his grasp.
The Rebel Clemens won #10 the other night.
Posted by: Laurence Simon | June 26, 2004 09:22 AM
Just remember, Michele - the Empire lost in the end.
Posted by: Mike | June 26, 2004 10:08 AM
To teddy bears.
Posted by: Big Brother | June 26, 2004 12:42 PM
Teddy bears, ha hah hah.
They were mean little Ruxpins, though.
Posted by: SarahW | June 26, 2004 01:07 PM
Umm, our Darth lord, Boss George, wrested the family of his headcase pitcher from the clutches of the rebel Fidel, and so we shall smite BoSoxian mites, and all will be good in the universe.
(And screw the Mutts with a rusty wrench.)
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | June 26, 2004 02:05 PM
And don't bring up Clemens...he's the epitome of "mercenery ballplayer."
He wanted a ring, so he came to the Bronx. Too bad he's wearing a Boston cap when he gets to Cooperstown.
Which is the ultimate insult to both his franchise, and the Fenway Follies.
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | June 26, 2004 02:08 PM
God I hate being a Tigers fan at times like this.
Posted by: Tom C | June 26, 2004 02:51 PM
What is this? I get to see the Yanks on a saturday afternoon and the Mets are beating them 8-3??
Posted by: Steve of Norway | June 26, 2004 03:18 PM
Make that final score 9-3
Posted by: PatrickH | June 26, 2004 04:52 PM
What an awful game if you're a Yankees fan. (And I am.) Ugly, ugly, ugly.
On the bright side, Boston was crushed today too. That softens the blow quite a bit. :)
Posted by: kat | June 26, 2004 04:56 PM
I don't watch much baseball but I decided to watch today to see what the fuss was about. Darth Varder? Nope, Jar-Jar Binks.
Posted by: billy | June 26, 2004 05:00 PM
It's not even the All-Star break. I wouldn't be chirping yet.
Remember - the Red Sox have as many World Series Championships as the Yankees in this century.
Posted by: chris | June 26, 2004 06:58 PM
Chris, I have but one response for you.
1918.
Bet you saw that one coming. ;)
Posted by: kat | June 26, 2004 07:42 PM
Notice, no championships since NY fucked the rest of the country and let Hitlery into power?
Posted by: Radical Redneck | June 26, 2004 09:52 PM
Thank you Yankees and Red Sox, now my Devil Rays are only 9.5 games behind!
Posted by: Vince Namoli | June 26, 2004 11:00 PM
chris? When do you start counting the century, at '0' or '1'? Because we own '0'.
kat? We started "who?" against their best ... and who gives a damn? Baseball starts on Tuesday.
Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | June 27, 2004 10:16 AM