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Reminder

Just a standard reminder to those who think their puny rebel alliance can do any harm to us. We are the dark empire. We will crush you.

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The more Steinbrenner squeezes his fist, the more players will slip from his grasp.

The Rebel Clemens won #10 the other night.

Just remember, Michele - the Empire lost in the end.

Just remember, Michele - the Empire lost in the end.

To teddy bears.

Teddy bears, ha hah hah.

They were mean little Ruxpins, though.

Umm, our Darth lord, Boss George, wrested the family of his headcase pitcher from the clutches of the rebel Fidel, and so we shall smite BoSoxian mites, and all will be good in the universe.
(And screw the Mutts with a rusty wrench.)

And don't bring up Clemens...he's the epitome of "mercenery ballplayer."
He wanted a ring, so he came to the Bronx. Too bad he's wearing a Boston cap when he gets to Cooperstown.

Which is the ultimate insult to both his franchise, and the Fenway Follies.

God I hate being a Tigers fan at times like this.

What is this? I get to see the Yanks on a saturday afternoon and the Mets are beating them 8-3??

Make that final score 9-3

What an awful game if you're a Yankees fan. (And I am.) Ugly, ugly, ugly.

On the bright side, Boston was crushed today too. That softens the blow quite a bit. :)

I don't watch much baseball but I decided to watch today to see what the fuss was about. Darth Varder? Nope, Jar-Jar Binks.

It's not even the All-Star break. I wouldn't be chirping yet.

Remember - the Red Sox have as many World Series Championships as the Yankees in this century.

Chris, I have but one response for you.

1918.

Bet you saw that one coming. ;)

Remember - the Red Sox have as many World Series Championships as the Yankees in this century.

Notice, no championships since NY fucked the rest of the country and let Hitlery into power?

Thank you Yankees and Red Sox, now my Devil Rays are only 9.5 games behind!

chris? When do you start counting the century, at '0' or '1'? Because we own '0'.

kat? We started "who?" against their best ... and who gives a damn? Baseball starts on Tuesday.