Mr. Met, Mr. Vet (and a note to Devil Ray fans)
A note to Devil Ray fans: Your team is only five behind the Red Sox. It would be very smart of you to cheer on the Yanks when they face the Sox this week. If we put all of our good vibes together, we can double whammy Boston with our nefarious groupthink. Meanwhile, Allah sends proof that Mr. Met was indeed Mr. Vet. I'm not buying it. Looks to me like he was trying to do the YMCA, not plant a flag. I mean, he might have served, I'm not doubting that. But in what capacity? Entertainment director? And just how old is that deranged bobblehead, anyhow? Update: Those are not the Devil Rays! It's Farenheit 1918!