Your emails are comments are quite touching. Really. It's just that.... I don't care. I do not know this Roger Clemens of whom you speak. Nope. Update: I'd like to take a moment to address the issue of Nomar Garciaparra playing 2b for the Yankees next year. No thank you. See, I have this thing called loyalty. Well, I'm loyal to my sense of rivalry. Which is why I never liked Clemens, even when he wore pinstripes. So if Nomar comes this way next year, I just may have to get these tattooed pinstripes removed from my ass somehow.