A Small Victory: Micah Wright is Still an Idiot

And now he's engaging in baseless - yet funny from this end - conspiracy theories. (Registration is required - and worth it just to glimpse at Wright's mental state of mind once in a while), so I'll just give you the most important part.

I - am - however, very interested by a very curious piece of information I turned up when doing a little search on two warbloggers who were hounding me... I invite everyone to go to http://www.register.com and tell them (in the provided box) that you want to register www.kevinparrott.com when they tell you that the web address is already registered, click "see who owns it" to see who owns it. There are a few steps to the process, but it doesn't take long. Then do the exact same thing for www.jimtreacher.com. Surprise, he's the same guy. Then go back and forth between the two sites and see how often "Jim Treacher" highlights and supports "Kevin Parrott" slamming on me and vice versa. It's amazing how often this guy slams me on one of his sites, then goes onto congratulate his "friend" (himself using an alias) about how clever his "friend" is. When you go onto other people's warblogs and see him/them roundly congratulating him/themselves and directing unsuspecting viewers to one "anothers" blogs, it's kinda astounding. It's even more delicious when you realize that their fellow WarBloggers truly think that Kevin and Jim are two different people even though their writing styles are exactly the same... these same WarBloggers who were rounding mocking everyone who visits this board or ever read one of my comics for being "duped" by Micah The Ranger are themselves being Duped by Kevin The Treacher.

See, Kevin hosts Jim's site. But Micah does not bother to try and find anything out beyond the big, giant conspiracy he thought he saw in front of him. He goes so far as to imply that both Treacher and Parrott's posts about him mean nothing because they are liars and cheats as well. Too bad it's not true. Micah has once again made a giant ass of himself. I'm sure that whole thread will disappear soon as Micah believes in revisionist history, as any time he has made an asinine statement, it completely disappeared from the web in record time. Good thing Jim saves everything Micah writes. Someone has got to be able to prove this guy is a Class A Moron. I mean, how hard is it to do a little bit of research to figure out whether they are actually the same people before posting to your forums such a ridiculous lie? Well, we are dealing with a guy here for whom truth is a foreign concept. He also links to me, but gets the address wrong. Eeediot! He says in another post: As to what my point is here: well, I guess there's no point beyond me having discovered that Jim and Kevin are the same person and being astounded that someone who went on such a fucking rampage about me being a liar and "sick in the head" is doing essentially the same thing. I'd love to see an apology from Jim Treacher, similar to the one I sent him under his Kevin Parrott pseudonym, but I doubt I'll ever see it. Keep waiting, you tool. Anyone want to take bets on how long this thread stays up on his forums? (All Your Micah Wright Belong to us) (Micah Wright ReMix Gallery) [Anyhow, everyone knows that Treacher is Puce. Or is he Ken Layne? No, he's Moxie. No, no, I think he's Allah....] Update: I just discovered that Treacher is ME! Take good care of those jugs, Jim. Update 2: I am not Steven Denbeste (though at times I have role played as him), but he wrote about this today, as he got an email from an anonymous "fellow warblogger" warning him that Jim and Kevin are the same dudes!!! Gasp! [Please note that the comments have been closed. There is only so much bandwidth I will suck up in the name of a run-on joke. But y'all were really, really entertaining for two days]

Comments

Why do I get the feeling there needs to be a micahwright.isfullofcrap.com site set up?

Maybe not a blog, but a static page of his claims followed by his mea culpas.

Posted by: Laurence Simon | June 14, 2004 02:13 PM

I am Spartacus. I am also Hot Abercrombie Chick, Oliver Willis, and the InstaWife. Wow, it's amazing how liberating a confession can be. Thank you for the opportunity.

Posted by: Skillzy | June 14, 2004 02:16 PM

Sorry, Skillz. I don't buy the InstaWife thing. Oliver Willis, maybe. He is from Boston, so it makes sense.

Are you sure you're not me?

Posted by: michele | June 14, 2004 02:24 PM

Treacher is Layne. Layne is Moxie. Moxie is Treacher.

Except on Tuesdays, when Treacher is Moxie, Moxie is Layne, and Layne is Treacher.

But when it's raining, Treacher is Treacher, Layne is Layne, and Moxie is Acidman.

Posted by: McGehee | June 14, 2004 02:36 PM

What about when it's raining in NY but not where Treacher is? Would the rain force Layne to become Jay or Jane?

Posted by: michele | June 14, 2004 02:41 PM

NO YOUR ARE LIES

Posted by: Puce | June 14, 2004 02:44 PM

We are all One.

Posted by: willow | June 14, 2004 02:49 PM

I am Iron Man.

Posted by: Big Brother | June 14, 2004 03:02 PM

You sure are vehement about this, Michele. Interesting how we never see YOU and Parrott in the same room together... verrrry interesting...

Posted by: Jim Treacher | June 14, 2004 03:04 PM

Is there any blogger who attacked him who's hosted by Earthlink? You could really ramp up his paranoia by pointing out that Earthlink's founder is a Scientologist. Jim Treacher- J.T.-- John Travolta-- coincidence? I THINK NOT!

Posted by: Mike G | June 14, 2004 03:16 PM

I am Dr. Frank. There, I said it.

I may, however, also be Kevin. Truth be told, I'm just not sure who I am anymore. I could swear when I woke up this morning I was wearing men's pajamas.

Posted by: michele | June 14, 2004 03:17 PM

I yam what I yam and that's what I yam!

Posted by: mbruce | June 14, 2004 03:20 PM

I COULD be the Walrus, I still don't have a car.

Posted by: Rob @ L&R | June 14, 2004 03:21 PM

screwed up the quote

"I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people. "

Posted by: Rob @ L&R | June 14, 2004 03:24 PM

after all the cartoon talk, "Eeediot" just cracked my ass up and I forgot what VRMC polemic I was about to unleash against potential paper target poster bongoes.

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | June 14, 2004 03:30 PM

...that's not a blip..."M" for "military."
The "w" is getting redundant.

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | June 14, 2004 03:31 PM

I have a friend whose thought processes also follow the "path of most conspiracy". It's sort of entertaining to see the stuff he ends up spewing out.

Perhaps I'll get him a tinfoil hat for Christmas this year :)

Posted by: Doccus | June 14, 2004 03:38 PM

All I know is that it's a damned shame that Wright has no integrity to match the talent.

Posted by: Peter | June 14, 2004 03:49 PM

Okay wise guy's (actually guy), I think I've figured it out. You "all" are actually just Micah Wright. I knew you were always desperate for attention, but creating dozens of pseudonym's - most of whom are supposedly anti-Micah Wright - that's low. So pathetically low.

Posted by: Patrick Banks | June 14, 2004 03:58 PM

I haven't a clue as to I am, but I'm glad I'm not him.

Posted by: spd rdr | June 14, 2004 04:06 PM

I am Emmitt Smith.

Posted by: Laurence Simon | June 14, 2004 04:06 PM

Ah-ha. What I ALWAYS suspected, bloggers are all psychotics. OR maybe one guy is actually the entire blogosphere. Yeah, that's story, you're ALL the same guy. Micah be praised for uncovering the TRUTH.

Posted by: David | June 14, 2004 04:06 PM

I am Bucky Dent.

Posted by: michele | June 14, 2004 04:07 PM

Andrea Harris is Tim Blair.

I know, because, like, their sites are both on the same domain.

I'm at least as smrt as Micah Wright!

(Also, I bet Lileks is actually Steven Den Beste's alter-ego.)

Posted by: Sigivald | June 14, 2004 04:11 PM

And here I always thought Treacher was Keyser Soze.

Posted by: Crank | June 14, 2004 04:14 PM

Who now?

Posted by: Jeff G | June 14, 2004 04:17 PM

Jeff G. is Maureen Dowd.

Posted by: michele | June 14, 2004 04:18 PM

There is no such thing as a Bucky Dent. It was a fictitious character invented by the Yankees, aided by the White Sox who needed the money, in the 1970s when most of the American public was on drugs.

Michael Moore's next movie will reveal all this.

Posted by: JFH | June 14, 2004 04:19 PM

So you're saying that I hallucinated that October 8, 1978 moment in Yankee history? Damn, that was some good pot.

Posted by: michele | June 14, 2004 04:23 PM

Who is Jane Galt?

Posted by: DrSteve | June 14, 2004 04:25 PM

Actually, I am Tim Blair. And Andrea Harris for that matter. But you'll never get either of them to claim they are me.

Sybil anyone?

Posted by: charles austin | June 14, 2004 04:29 PM

I am a rock. I am an iiiiiisland.

Posted by: pete | June 14, 2004 04:33 PM

Poor Micha .. he just doesn't know when to stop and go back to what it is that he does ... which is, er, ummm ... wait, I know this.. don't tell me... ahhh yess, well... uh ummm... no,no,no, no hints.. uh ..

Posted by: cole | June 14, 2004 04:40 PM

Damn JFH....thanks for the laugh on an otherwise hectic day.

Posted by: Ryan | June 14, 2004 04:41 PM

"Who is Jane Galt?"

My nickname is Jane, so I must be Jane Galt.

Or not. Maybe I'm just Jeff G in drag. ;)

Posted by: Jen | June 14, 2004 04:54 PM

Michele,

October 8th?? That must have been some good weed, for you to lose 6 days of your life ;)

I'nm sure you've posted on this, but I KNOW it was a school day. Did you skip school or did the game last long enough for you to catch the end at home?

Posted by: JFH | June 14, 2004 04:58 PM

Soooo... if it's true that the registrar info is indicative of who writes a blog and you do a search on jimspot.net, then I must be bloghosts!

Wow! I never knew.

Posted by: Jim S | June 14, 2004 05:03 PM

I like to think of myself as Michele's Tyler Durden.

Posted by: Allah | June 14, 2004 05:05 PM

My Bucky Dent Story

Posted by: michele | June 14, 2004 05:05 PM

I am Mike Torrez. You're welcome, Michele.

Posted by: Jeff G | June 14, 2004 05:19 PM

Man, he sure has a lot of pent-up frustration. Probably didnt get laid as much as all the other Rangers, and it's all just boiling out now.

Posted by: Kevin Parrott | June 14, 2004 05:22 PM

I'm not Rappaport.

Posted by: Jay | June 14, 2004 05:38 PM

I know I'm me and not you, because you come and go and I'm here all the time.

Posted by: Darleen | June 14, 2004 05:47 PM

L'Etat, c'est moi.

Posted by: DrSteve | June 14, 2004 05:59 PM

I am Kirok?

Posted by: bill | June 14, 2004 06:01 PM

LOL DrSteve. ANother story I like about Louis XIV is when he is dieing he asked to see his 5 year old heir (grandson). The kid had been heavily coached by the court in his soon to be duties. When the kid approached the deathbed XIV asked who was the King. The kid responded "I am". Upon hearing this XIV grabs the poor kid pulls him to his face and says "Not yet your not".
I know this has nothing to do with Bucky Dent or multi personality bloggers, but hey.

Posted by: David | June 14, 2004 06:07 PM

Well, I'm Lileks. That's why I love me so.

Posted by: SarahW | June 14, 2004 06:16 PM

Hi Sarah, I'm listening to you right now on Hugh Hewitt's show... Wow, you can really multitask!

Posted by: Darleen | June 14, 2004 06:27 PM

Yes, but which Moxie?

(Has enough time passed so that situation is funny now?)

Posted by: Serenity | June 14, 2004 06:45 PM

I am Sparticus.

(But not in that gay homoerotic gladiator way)

Posted by: Bravo Romeo Delta | June 14, 2004 06:47 PM

I am Kaiser Soze.

Posted by: Lester Burnham | June 14, 2004 07:01 PM

STOP THAT THE THREE OF YOU ALL!
YOU ARE NOT BUCKY DENT
(we have him safely ensconced in minor ball Hell.)

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | June 14, 2004 07:32 PM

Pikers!

My name is legion.

And it's bloody exhausting trying to update 80 blogs every day.

Posted by: Pixy Misa | June 14, 2004 07:32 PM

I am the very model of a modern major general.

Posted by: Big Brother | June 14, 2004 07:39 PM

Pixey? Meet 'Rojo' who has a standing with the cops...who hate me because I keep popping caps...
"Come To Staten Island"
"I'll Shack You In My House!"

okay...lost all care...

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | June 14, 2004 07:40 PM

Call me Mister Tibbs.

Or, if you'd rather, call me Ishmael.

Posted by: Belize042 | June 14, 2004 07:43 PM

first bullet gets a plane ticket

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | June 14, 2004 07:48 PM

um.... looks like there might be a problem with Micah's forum... I'm getting an error page (is he doing his emily latella moment?)

Anyone else having the same thing?

Posted by: Darleen | June 14, 2004 07:59 PM

Darleen -

You may have been banned.

Posted by: Kevin Parrott | June 14, 2004 08:05 PM

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Posted by: Andrea Harris | June 14, 2004 08:14 PM

Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is a man! - Ace Ventura...

Posted by: Mahmoud, the Weasel | June 14, 2004 08:16 PM

I'm Batman. Or at least this fellow seems to think I am. ;-)

Posted by: Ed Driscoll | June 14, 2004 08:22 PM

I am the duly appointed Sheriff of Rock Ridge.

Posted by: Dave in Texas | June 14, 2004 08:25 PM

I'm Brian of Nazareth. And so is my wife.

What are the odds that every commenter on this thread is the same person? Micah, can you clarify this?

Posted by: SpinyNorman | June 14, 2004 08:26 PM

I'm Mrs. Calabash

(and boy is Mr Calabash gonna be pissed..)

Posted by: Chris B | June 14, 2004 08:29 PM

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

Posted by: Lesley | June 14, 2004 08:47 PM

I'm my own grandpa.

Posted by: essee | June 14, 2004 09:00 PM

Holy crap. I thought I knew who I was, but then you guys (or maybe just guy) have got me to start thinking I might not be me, but just another one of you.

So, when Kevin posts on Treacher's site, is it a similar experience as when John Malkovitch went inside his own head in that weird movie?

Posted by: Marble | June 14, 2004 09:11 PM

Man, I hardly ever post on my OWN site anymore.

I don't know about crawling into my own head, but I have been accused of putting my head up my own ass before - does that count?

Posted by: Kevin Parrott | June 14, 2004 09:20 PM

I am Homer of Borg and you will be assimil.... oooh, doughnuts...

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip | June 14, 2004 09:20 PM

I am Tiger Woods.

Posted by: Rob M | June 14, 2004 09:23 PM

Update 2: I am not Steven Denbeste

You sure? That blacklist post looks like it cracked 5,000 words. I had to use the mouse wheel!

Posted by: Allah | June 14, 2004 09:26 PM

I am Dislexia of Borg. Resistors are fertile. Your ass will be laminated!

Posted by: Ed Driscoll | June 14, 2004 09:28 PM

I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

(This is quickly becoming my favorite thread ever)

Posted by: michele | June 14, 2004 09:51 PM

I am Atrios!

Posted by: Mark | June 14, 2004 09:54 PM

I am that I am.

All of you, out of My universe, NOW!

Posted by: McGehee | June 14, 2004 09:54 PM

Damnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a blogger!

Posted by: Ith | June 14, 2004 09:58 PM

I'm Idaho!

Posted by: CD | June 14, 2004 10:07 PM

I, bitch, am Rick James.

Posted by: Allah | June 14, 2004 10:12 PM

And here I thought Michele was Ma Bell.

Posted by: Trish | June 14, 2004 10:13 PM

I've had CD. And he is Idaho. My own private Idaho, at that.

Posted by: Jeff G | June 14, 2004 10:13 PM

I'm your worst nightmare. No, wait, I'm ADRIENNE!

Posted by: Eddie | June 14, 2004 10:20 PM

I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski

Posted by: mary | June 14, 2004 10:24 PM

No, I'm Spartac.us.

Posted by: Brian O'Connell | June 14, 2004 10:30 PM

Also:

I am the god of hellfire!

Posted by: Brian O'Connell | June 14, 2004 10:35 PM

Hi god of hellfire.

Posted by: Big Brother | June 14, 2004 10:36 PM

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

Posted by: Big Brother | June 14, 2004 10:39 PM

I AM THE LAW!

Posted by: Big Brother | June 14, 2004 10:40 PM

I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired band

Posted by: Dave in Texas | June 14, 2004 10:42 PM

I am not an animal. I am a human being.

Posted by: Brian O'Connell | June 14, 2004 10:47 PM

I am Oprah. And also Uma. I am Uma Oprah.

Posted by: Belize042 | June 14, 2004 10:53 PM

I am a professor of modern literature at an Ivy league university. I may or may not be an artificial construct, predicated upon an extraneous meta-narrative.

I would say I was Michele, but I don't have a nice, firm pair.

Posted by: rod | June 14, 2004 11:06 PM

Hi Darleen!

Wow, you can really multitask!

That reminds me! I am not only Lileks, but also Darleen's sweet baby Jaysus on a (spotted) pony.

Posted by: SarahW | June 14, 2004 11:06 PM

I am strong, I am invincible, I am woooommmaaaannn.

Posted by: Darleen | June 14, 2004 11:09 PM

BTW... looks like Micah might be hiding

can anyone access

http://forums.delphiforums.com/micahwright

???

Posted by: Darleen | June 14, 2004 11:10 PM

How about: I am not a number! I'm a free man!

Posted by: lpdbw | June 14, 2004 11:10 PM

I am "I said" (But not even the chair heard me; which makes sense 'cus the chair is an inanimate object without the capabilities of receiving auditory signals)

Posted by: JFH | June 14, 2004 11:11 PM

Anyone notice how this morphing into an identiy thread plays directly back to SdB's prior posts?

It's like some giant feedback loop. denBeste writes about "What is identity?", then some loser sends him a deadfall, he steps around it, posts about it, links to Michelle, and the comments devolve into (ok, not very serious) identity issues.

Posted by: lpdbw | June 14, 2004 11:15 PM

Fools! This whole thread is fluff to throw you off the scent of the real mystery. What happened to the real Michele?

HELLO - New house, suburbs, little league baseball all-stars, things are a little too...perfect, no? Sounds a bit like a Nicole Kidman/Matthew Brodrick flick in theaters now.

That fact that Allah went on break about the same time and Glenn Reynolds dropped off the face of the earth last week is not coincidence. Someone is secretly replacing your favorite bloggers with robot replicas, and he needs more cowbell...

Posted by: Kevin | June 14, 2004 11:17 PM

My name is Michael Caine.

Posted by: Michael Caine | June 14, 2004 11:18 PM

I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

Posted by: Timothy Lang | June 14, 2004 11:20 PM

I am Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius.

Posted by: Belize042 | June 14, 2004 11:24 PM

I'm a chickenhawk, and you're my victim.

Posted by: Darleen | June 14, 2004 11:27 PM

I am, and this is my faithful servant, Patsy.

lpdbw - Who are you? The New Number 2. Who is Number 1?

Posted by: Major John | June 14, 2004 11:29 PM

I am Sam. Sam I am.

Posted by: Dave in Texas | June 14, 2004 11:37 PM

Open channel 2.

Posted by: Darleen | June 14, 2004 11:40 PM

I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Killroy!

Posted by: Vexorg | June 14, 2004 11:55 PM

I am not a warblogger

Posted by: SarahW | June 15, 2004 12:03 AM

I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!

Posted by: Sean M. | June 15, 2004 12:03 AM

I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.

Posted by: Erbo | June 15, 2004 12:38 AM

I am not a pony. I just ride one from time to time.

Posted by: Jaysus | June 15, 2004 12:40 AM

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine with all the chicks?

Posted by: Sean M. | June 15, 2004 12:44 AM

I am Malcolm X.

Posted by: Papertiger | June 15, 2004 01:25 AM

Ok Im not, but Osama suggested my name.

Posted by: Papertiger | June 15, 2004 01:26 AM

I'm a little teapot, short and stout...

Posted by: Eric Pobirs | June 15, 2004 01:53 AM

Or am I the very model of a modern Major-General?

Posted by: Eric Pobirs | June 15, 2004 01:54 AM

I AM
(surpisingly sober at this point in the clock's cycle)
Ms. Ivanavo's lackey.

SWING IT, YOU B-5 BABY!

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin | June 15, 2004 02:04 AM

There are Nine of us,
yet we post on blogs as one,
and at least one of us
thinks he is mildly insane.
sssSo this brings us to the
real question.
Which one of you is really
BAGGINSSSS?

Posted by: Dark Riders | June 15, 2004 03:00 AM

I am the greatest.

Posted by: Mohammed Ali | June 15, 2004 08:14 AM

My name is Inigo Montoya.

You killed my father.

Prepare to die.

Posted by: Rob @ L&R | June 15, 2004 08:31 AM

I am the All-Being, Master of Time, Space, and Dimension.

Failing that, I'd like to be Bill Whittle.

Posted by: ubu | June 15, 2004 09:07 AM

Bond. James Bond.

Posted by: James Bond | June 15, 2004 09:22 AM