Verizon Has Destroyed My Will to Breathe
They have sucked the very life out of me with their stupidity and surliness. Not only will I have no phone until Saturday at the earliest, but for some ungodly reason you cannot get cellular service in my house. Not even outside the door. You have to walk down the sidewalk and step into the street before you get a signal and even then it's iffy. This is where it would come in handy if life were like a video game and I could just power-up or find some bottles of life-giving potion under a tree. Or I could just close up my work, sit back and read this profile of Roger Simon. A good substitute for a power-up, I think.