The Seven
Below are the faces of the seven terrorist scumbags Ashcroft and Mueller referred to today. Armed and dangerous, clear and present danger.
Click each mug for info on each al Qaeda operative.
[Thanks to Puddle Pirate for the code]
Comments
Or as I like to call them, Uber Fucker #1 through Uber Fucker #7
Posted by: Leonidas | May 26, 2004 08:41 PM
#5, "Adam Pearlman" looks like he could be any number of headbangers I went to school with. The FBI lists him as an American. Great.
Posted by: Nathan | May 26, 2004 08:51 PM
It's great that you put these up. For a country that purports to have terrorism concerns, we don't make much effort to publicize the faces of our terrorist fugitives. I saw smaller versions of these today on Drudge's site, but I couldn't find anything big enough to make sense of.
Posted by: Steve H. | May 26, 2004 08:57 PM
Those guys Sank Puddle Pirate's ship once, and he had to walk home.
Posted by: Britton | May 26, 2004 09:52 PM
I think the white guy in the bottom row might by Jim Anchower.
Posted by: Russell | May 26, 2004 10:01 PM
Russell is right! I didn't recognize him without the hat.
Posted by: Britton | May 26, 2004 10:39 PM
Russell, you're exactly right! I knew it wasn't just some random heavy metal dude.
Posted by: Nathan | May 26, 2004 10:40 PM
Wonder how long it'll take Adam Gadahn's father to come out and blame Bush for whatever his son might do.
Posted by: Steve of Norway | May 26, 2004 10:42 PM
if i had one wish, it would be to share 2 minutes with this crew. no weapons, just me and them. i can guarantee the outcome. i just don't know whose throat i'd take first. 6'8" 300lbs of mean american determination vs. 7 piles of chicken shit. just 2 minutes, please God. scott
Posted by: scott holmes | May 26, 2004 10:47 PM
I trust Mr. Ashcroft also says it's okay to open up on the bastards on sight?
Posted by: Ken Summers | May 27, 2004 12:29 AM
This is deadly serious stuff, and we should avoid flippancy in dealing with it.
All the same, I think I saw that white guy in the bottom row at DragonCon XII.
Posted by: Joe Geoghegan | May 27, 2004 01:11 AM
I have a broadsword that's a +4 against jihadist fucktards.
With it, I will attack the darkness...
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Posted by: Christopher Cross | May 27, 2004 01:58 AM
When I first saw #5, I thought it was white rapper/rocker Andrew W.K. I read somewhere else that he was a metal head. Evil!!
Posted by: roberto | May 27, 2004 02:58 AM
Nathan, not only is he an American, but I found out this morning he's from the town I (and not-so-coincidentally, my kids) live in.
Lovely.
His family (supposedly) hasn't seen him in five years, but I'll personally twist his head off if he shows around here (Holmes, I may only be 6'4" and 210#, but I do have a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do :)... especially since we have an annual, rather large public gathering this weekend (Strawberry Festival ) that would make a prime target.
I think I'll print up his picture and take it with me to the festival tomorrow... there is always a contingent of Marines with a recruiting booth right near the entrance. When I walk up and thank them for their sacrifice and ask for the honor of shaking their hands, I may mention this dirtbag and leave a copy of the picture.
Posted by: hindmost | May 27, 2004 10:20 AM
"I think the white guy in the bottom row might by Jim Anchower."
I could have sworn he was on "WB's Superstar USA."
Posted by: ungh | May 27, 2004 10:30 AM
Additional evidence in favor of #5 being Anchower: #6 is pretty definitely Smoove B.
Posted by: Paul Zrimsek | May 27, 2004 01:00 PM
Question: How many are Iraqis?
Answer: 0
Posted by: morph | May 27, 2004 01:30 PM
How many Germans attacked us at Pearl harbor?
Posted by: Britton | May 27, 2004 02:10 PM
Morph,
Question: your point?
Answer: Oh, you don't have one.
Duly noted.
Posted by: Russell | May 27, 2004 02:22 PM
Hey Morph, some things are a little complicated, right?
Q: The Japanese attacked us at Pearl Harbor. Where did the US attack?
Japan? No
Germany? No
Italy? No
We attacked North Africa. I guess you think that was wrong.
Posted by: Ken Summers | May 27, 2004 04:07 PM
WWII was a big mess that I hope never repeats itself.
Just curious, if these people have been al-Qaeda operatives, then why hasn't the Bush administration released this info. earlier? Does it take the threat of a terrorist attack to start the search?
Posted by: Alex | May 29, 2004 01:30 PM
Yeah, Alex. That's the ticket. This whole time, up until now, the FBI and the CIA were playing Go Fish.
And it's Bush's fault.
Posted by: Sortelli | May 30, 2004 12:08 AM