The Last Word on the Whore Story
Is here.
Ace tries to follow the Washingtonienne way to fame.
bq. And so we began walking to an alley behind the store.
He began pulling the rings off his fingers. "Just for safety's sake," he told me.
What the hell did that mean?
Read it. Don't be drinking anything.
Comments
"The Nasty Adolf"
That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a month or two!
Posted by: Sean M. | May 26, 2004 09:20 PM
comedy gold.
Posted by: bryan | May 26, 2004 09:25 PM
THAT is absolutely fucking priceless. Now, if only I could believe this really was the last word on this stupid story.
Posted by: Dave J | May 26, 2004 09:54 PM
You've come along way baby.
Posted by: Rob M | May 26, 2004 09:59 PM
That was damn funny.
Posted by: Headzero | May 26, 2004 10:12 PM
this boggles the mind. and a boggled mind is of absolutely no use to anyone.
Posted by: Dave in Texas | May 26, 2004 10:43 PM
Superb ... I hope he does get a book deal. I'd actually read that.
Posted by: Midgard | May 27, 2004 01:23 AM
Well... you did warn me...
mops monitor
Posted by: alfredo stroessner | May 27, 2004 05:06 AM
"Well, it wasn't fucking Binaca, I'll tell you that. Binaca's taste is like a fresh Spring breeze wafting through peppermint plants. This was more like a facefull of searing liquid holocaust."
Comedy Gold.
Posted by: Zoloft | May 27, 2004 09:37 AM
Are her 15 minutes up yet? Please?
Posted by: Joe R. | May 28, 2004 07:30 AM
great blog thanks
Posted by: Annie | June 1, 2004 06:21 PM
I've been having nightmares for the past week about that "Just for safety's sake" line. At least I hope they were nightmares, and not flashbacks....
Posted by: IgwanaRob | June 1, 2004 11:06 PM