This post is from my husband. He's dictating
. [Hehehe she said dictating]
All you liberal mofos and lefties and tree huggers and terrorist sympathizers and "you killed my son but i hate the president more than you" people, go watch Mars Attacks!
I know it wasn't a very good movie but the message is there: The holy war is upon you! They will say they are our friends and that we give them no choice but to do what they have to do, and they will fucking kill you where you stand.
You'll all be standing there holding your banners and flowers and saying ohhh they come in peace
and next thing you know, Jack Black is vaporized.
Arm yourselves, make weapons. Read the Zombie Survivial Guide
, but cross out zombie and write terroristss/radical Muslims/whatever you choose in place of it.
I have no political affiliation whatsover. I'm just scared and I'm purchasing my sixth katana and making potato guns and then I'm gonna buy two Howitzers and I'll name them Ebony and Ivory.
Mars Attacks, bitches! Ack ack
is just short for Allahu Akbar!
JACK NICHOLSON IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!!
[ed note: I see now that Allah spoke on this subject already
. Great minds, etc.]