Teddy's Friends Think We're Stooopid
So Teddy Boy gets cool mail to go along with his hate mail. But Teddy only prints the names and email addresses of the people who send him hate mail. Hmm...is that a veiled attempt to get his lefty buddies to start sending threatening mails to the "curs" who oppose him? Hard to say with Ted, as his definition of the word "threat" is really kind of vague.
Anyhow, that's really not of concern right now. Let's take a look at the last paragraph of one of the pieces of cool mail Teddy decided to print on his blog:
bq. Thank you for saying what many of us know and try to say, but can't, due to censorship. In particular, your column of May 4, 2004 was excellent. In
fact, America HAS committed genocide, but the American people have been
indoctrinated into dismissing as "Marxist lies" any and all evidence of
American war crimes. Keep up the good work, Ted.
Let's play Spot the Idiotic Statement, shall we?
Go ahead, you go first.
Then go read the rest. Hey, Teddy's friends think Tillman was an idiot, too! What were the chances of that?
Oh, I see where the current mantra going around the (far but not really that far)left is that if you vote for Bush it means you condone the wholesale torture and rape of women and children.
Uhh..yea. Right now you're just getting a big, old whatthefuckEVER from me.
Comments
The first sentence is the idiotic statement.
Posted by: Patrick Chester | May 8, 2004 07:31 PM
So Teddy Boy gets cool mail to go along with his hate mail.
Completely idiotic!
Oh, I got it, nevermind.
Oh, I see where the current mantra going around the (far but not really that far)left is that if you vote for Bush it means you condone the wholesale torture and rape of women and children.
That's the message.
"This election will determine whether the United States will ever again have any standing or moral authority in the rest of the world. The United States cannot simultaneously stand against depraved sexual torture and the wanton abuse of human rights, while electing the commander in chief upon whose watch these events occurred."
So, basically, if Bush is reelected, the US will never ever ever ever ever never ever never never again have any "moral authority". I think I'll just make a similar argument that's just as likely in favor of Bush:
If Bush is not reelected in 2004, God will be angry and destroy America.
Posted by: C Bassett | May 8, 2004 07:43 PM
Sent Ted an email asking if he was also going to cover UN atrocities also.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3686173.stm
Somehow I doubt it.
Posted by: Headzero | May 8, 2004 08:11 PM
Infrequent commenter, Michelle. Sorry.
This thing shall be done.
Posted by: beets | May 8, 2004 08:58 PM
Take a deep breath Michele.
Say, "I didn't raise this moonbat and his ravings aren't my fault."
breath in.
breath out.
Feel better?
Posted by: Joshua Scholar | May 8, 2004 09:25 PM
That's a trick question, right? The entire paragraph is the Idiotic Statement.
Yes, I know what you mean. Odd how Ted managed to slip by those damn censors and say what many of them know and try to say, but can't, due to censorship. I guess the censors were all sleeping late that day.
Posted by: Lesley | May 8, 2004 09:26 PM
I know you said you had a guest blogger today, but this sound like Michele.
Posted by: Joshua Scholar | May 8, 2004 09:32 PM
The quicker that this schlub and his "friends" become irrelavent and unpromoted (wither and die would be a nice end too but...) the better. I nearly broke my remote trying to turn him off on Hannity the other day. I simply cannot stand the "I am the smartest kid in class" routine he puts on. Who does he think he is anyway? Michael Moore?
Posted by: James Doney | May 8, 2004 11:54 PM
Specifically, "Thank you for saying what many of us...can't, due to censorship. ...your column...was excellent."
Not very effective censorship, apparently. Let one column through, and all hell breaks loose. Time to start whipping the censors.
Posted by: Thundar | May 9, 2004 05:46 AM
What fun!
"Thank you for saying what many of us know and try to say, but can't, due to censorship."
Leftie to English Dictionary: "Thank you for pissing off people I disagree with politically, I will also play the victim card is a transparent attentpt to get my view lionized"
"In particular, your column of May 4, 2004 was excellent."
LtoED: "I am here if you need teabagging"
"In
fact, America HAS committed genocide,"
LtoED: "This is a charged word similar to Nazis but I am a folower of Godwin's Law"
"but the American people have been
indoctrinated into dismissing as "Marxist lies" any and all evidence of
American war crimes"
LtoED: "I am so pissed that I and people like me are not in charge. Sure everytime our feel good policies are [pu into action, millions die but that is the cost of a more perfect society. Besides only capitalistic oppressors are truly oppressive, the left is just saving people from themselves"
Posted by: Ryan | May 10, 2004 03:25 PM