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With Cheese!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
A small victory's Syndrome
Cause:genetically-modified cheese
Symptoms:mildly high blood pressure, occasional dilation of pupils, purple skin, swearing
Cure:infect someone else
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Well, that explains a lot. Damn you, Domino's Pizza cheesy bread! Found here. Yea, I am so done packing for the day.

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Heh..."infect someone else"...