Open Mic Night Guest: Trainer
Hummm...five things I'm not ashamed of that I should be....
1. Tank Girl is my favorite movie (drives my wife nuts), I even have the CD.
2. I still read my old issues of ZAP, Furry Freak Brothers, Young Lust, Deviant Slice, and Moondog comics...forty years after I bought them.
3. I actually do have clothes in my closet that let me hide from prey (see retrosexual).
4. If there was a fire in the house...my wife would save the pictures, and I would save my guns.
5. I find underwear very confining.
