Open Mic Night Guest: Jim Peacock
I thought up a fifth one to complete my set then I started a post and forgot what the fifth one was so I deleted that post and as soon as I deleted it I remembered it again. I think I'm the youngest recorded Alzheimer's sufferer.
No, Ilyka, I'm not drunk. :-P
Anyway, number five is Sarah McLachlan. She's my favorite vocalist and I'm going to see her in concert here in Atlanta in a couple months. The tickets cost more than Aerosmith did. I didn't see Aerosmith because the tickets cost too much. I will be one of five males in the audience and the other four will be chained to women. I had to go out of my household to find a woman to take to the concert because Lovely Wife wouldn't go (Sarah's too "girly" for her).
Y'all shut your pie holes. I remain secure in my masculinity.
I'm off to stroke my mangina now.
Comments
Sarah McLachlan is excellent. I saw her on her last Lilith Fair tour.
Suzanne Vega was great, but Sheryl Crow and Chrissie Hynde rocked the house down.
And there were more than a few women there that could have taken me apart six ways to Sunday. You'd best be sweet to all the women you meet there, Jim.
Posted by: Meryl Yourish | May 5, 2004 09:34 PM
You'd best be sweet to all the women you meet there, Jim.
That means no flicking your lighter and yelling, "EYE IN THE SKY!" Jim.
Posted by: ilyka | May 5, 2004 10:28 PM
Thanks for the warning, Meryl. Once Sarah turns on those golden vocal cords I won't even know there's anybody else in the place.
No problem, Ilyka. I don't carry a lighter any more since I quit smokin. :)
Posted by: Jim | May 5, 2004 11:30 PM