Open Mic Night Guest: Jim Peacock
I thought up a fifth one to complete my set then I started a post and forgot what the fifth one was so I deleted that post and as soon as I deleted it I remembered it again. I think I'm the youngest recorded Alzheimer's sufferer. No, Ilyka, I'm not drunk. :-P Anyway, number five is Sarah McLachlan. She's my favorite vocalist and I'm going to see her in concert here in Atlanta in a couple months. The tickets cost more than Aerosmith did. I didn't see Aerosmith because the tickets cost too much. I will be one of five males in the audience and the other four will be chained to women. I had to go out of my household to find a woman to take to the concert because Lovely Wife wouldn't go (Sarah's too "girly" for her). Y'all shut your pie holes. I remain secure in my masculinity. I'm off to stroke my mangina now.