Open Mic Night Guest: Crank
Shame, shame, shame:
1. When Sleepless in Seattle came out, I went to see it in the theater. Alone.
2. I actually like the song "Age of Aquarius." But I turn down the volume when it comes on the mix tape I put it on if anyone's around.
3. My hatred of the Yankees, Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens has long since passed the point of reason.
4. I have not seen an entire NBA game in a few years, but I still write about basketball stats. And let's not get into the last time I watched college sports or saw more than half of a non-Super Bowl NFL game.
5. With the exception of a honeymoon in Ireland and a few trips to Chicago and Minnesota, I've never left the portion of the U.S. covered by the Eastern Time Zone.
Baseball Crank
Comments
I'm with you on Clemens.
And I have never been off the East Coast.
Been from Canada down to Florida, but never farther left than Pennsylvania.
Posted by: michele | May 5, 2004 09:31 PM