My Secret Shame: Open Mic Night Guest: Zomb(ie)boy
- I watch American Idol. Obsessively. I'm ashamed.
- The first album I ever bought was Barry Manilow Live. I'm sorry.
- I have a Prince Albert. I'm not so sorry about that. Actually, I think it's pretty cool--once I got past all the bleeding and stuff.
- I cried when Goose died in Top Gun. I feel so un-manly.
- I sort of think Ayn Rand was a complete nutter. In the circles I run in, that could probably be considered a deadly insult.