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All the questions are in one happy place.
50k all the way!
51. You mentioned once that you started out on AOL. Did you hang out in chat rooms and if so, which ones?
Yea, I was one of those AOL chat room junkies. I started out in Movie Quote Trivia and when that room went to hell due to blogosphere-like ego fights, I moved on to Guess Song By Lyric, which became a nice little home for me while I was going through one of those six month mood swings after my divorce. And then that room went to hell as well, when it was overun by fourteen year old kids who quoted Insane Clown Posse 24 hours a day.
I miss some of those people, and I know they stop around here from time to time so just in case this happens to be one of those times, mad props to Molly, Ashely and Tim, my bandmates from the good old Halite days. That's an inside story and I'm not sharing.
52. Got a crush on an entertainment person or are you too old for that stuff?
I'd like to kidnap Seth Green, tie him up, stuff him in a Hefty bag and carry him around with me wherever I go.
53. What is your name?
Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
54. What is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail
55. What is your favorite color?
56. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?
You know, I'd poke air holes in the bag. Really.
57. If nominated, will you run
?/58. If elected, will you serve
I didn't inhale.
58. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I was completely unaware that I had to grow up. I probably should have read the fine print befoe I signed on to this life thing.
59. Did you ever quit smoking?
Yes, but once I went off the Wellbutrin, I hopped right back on the smoke wagon. Anyone who tries to persuade me to quit will end up with a small burn hole on their arm.
These answers are teh suckage. My brain is compteley fried and being smart, clever, funny, witty or enteraining have become a real effort.