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Tales From the Courthouse: P. Diddy Syndrome

There's a guy who robbed a bank. He suffers from delusions of grandeur. He's a record mogul and a former assistant to Henry Ford (previous life division) among other things. As he tells it, late one night an "ill wind" came blowing through his window. There was a voice on the wind whispering to him the news that he was now the new owner of the Los Angeles Lakers. To which my boss replied: Wouldn't an ill wind make him owner of the Mets? Just a little courthouse humor to tide fill the space until I begin my question answering marathon.


Are you preparing by cracking your knuckles or pouring yourself a stiff drink?

By the way, I've posted my final SOA offer.

For a second there I thought you were talking about Steinbrenner.


Hmmm, with an ill wind one would assume he owned the [pick your Dallas area franchise, except the Mavericks].