Tales From the Courthouse: P. Diddy Syndrome
There's a guy who robbed a bank. He suffers from delusions of grandeur. He's a record mogul and a former assistant to Henry Ford (previous life division) among other things.
As he tells it, late one night an "ill wind" came blowing through his window. There was a voice on the wind whispering to him the news that he was now the new owner of the Los Angeles Lakers.
To which my boss replied: Wouldn't an ill wind make him owner of the Mets?
Just a little courthouse humor to tide fill the space until I begin my question answering marathon.
Comments
Are you preparing by cracking your knuckles or pouring yourself a stiff drink?
By the way, I've posted my final SOA offer.
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth | April 29, 2004 07:10 PM
For a second there I thought you were talking about Steinbrenner.
Posted by: Rob M | April 29, 2004 07:16 PM
Clippers
Posted by: Crank | April 29, 2004 09:10 PM
Hmmm, with an ill wind one would assume he owned the [pick your Dallas area franchise, except the Mavericks].
Posted by: Tiger | April 30, 2004 03:25 PM