Today being Saddam's birthday, I am reminded of one of my very favorite Faith No More songs, The Gentle Art of Making Enemies.
It contains the lines:
Donít look so surprised
My husband and I sing this to each other on our respective birthdays in lieu of the tired old "you look like a monkey and you smell like one, too."
Anyhow, I discovered just today that you can create your own controversy
, so to speak. So I put the two things together, and got this.
Well, that was fun. Back to packing.