birth school work death
Amongst the other offers, we of course have our own blog giveaway. Not just one, but two blogs. I build it, Michele does your logo and Kevin adds those special scripty touches. All you have to do is get ten friends and bundle a nice fat soft money contribution to the cause. At least two groups have started the battle, but more are needed.
Gerard is offering something this blog needs desperately, professional editing.
Michele, the newest Dear Abby of the 'sphere, is answering your questions for a small fee. Is she Dear Abby or Lucy Van Pelt?
Kate is offering dinner in Hawaii (travel not included) plus booze!
Quick! Pay money and see Sean in a Lions jersey.
Dorkafork wants to cook you dinner, plus booze!
Jay will redesign your hideously colored (red background, green text?) blog.
Three letters, BBQ!
If that isn't enough to get you off your butt and onto the donation page, what is? Booze, blogs and BBQ, sounds like a great party.
Wait! Laurence is forming a gathering of pussy photos! ___ Ok, so that's the offers on the table right now. Don't be a fool. Cough up some cash and get in on one of those bargains right now. For those who have already donate, thank you very much. Your generosity is a beautiful thing. Back later with the answers to all your burning questions, but no answers for your burning urinary tract.
Comments
(Plus a Carnival of the Cats Challenge, but it won't hit until after the Thursday deadline.)
Posted by: Laurence Simon | April 27, 2004 02:11 PM
Michele,
So does that mean we should donate our "matching funds" now since you won't be finished answering the hundred questions, until after Thursday?
Posted by: JFH | April 27, 2004 02:20 PM
Gerard is indeed a fine editor.
Posted by: Kathryn Cramer | April 27, 2004 02:23 PM
That would be great, JFH. And thank you.
Posted by: michele | April 27, 2004 02:24 PM
hey!
A mix disc, delivered right to your door (or Mp3z).
and now,
A post on my blog.
Posted by: Jim S | April 27, 2004 02:52 PM
Hey, and don't forget - Kate promised to wear 'that Sarong' for the meal!
Also, dropped a note in the latest Cox & Forkum auction asking if they'd accept ANY bids that went to the SOA...regardless of factional allegiance.
(the latest offer is $350 for a signed copy of Black and White World...)
I'm sure some Victory supporter out there can top that...but not to benefit (shudder) the Liberty alliance
Posted by: Wind Rider | April 27, 2004 03:59 PM
Hey Cramer, don't you realize Michele thinks you're a cuntrag?
Posted by: Fuckhead Watch | April 27, 2004 04:00 PM
Sorry Jim, you got lost in the shuffle. Plus, I'm typing with casts on both hands...
If you can find some Trip Shakespeare by tomorrow, I'll donate another $25.
Posted by: Matt | April 27, 2004 04:00 PM
"Hey Cramer, don't you realize Michele thinks you're a cuntrag?"
Hey FW, start your own blog for flame wars.
Posted by: Ryan | April 27, 2004 04:12 PM
That's not a flame war, sweets, that is a cold hard fact. Cramer sowed it, now she shall reap.
Posted by: Fuckhead Watch | April 27, 2004 04:17 PM
"That's not a flame war, sweets, that is a cold hard fact. Cramer sowed it, now she shall reap."
How cute and condescending!
Cramer, whatever her faults, wasn't starting trouble. Kramer and Michele weren't the self appointed "warriors" who went on the attack in their names. In fact Michele disowned that crap.
You seek to reignite that war of words which was likely started by asshats like yourself.
Posted by: Ryan | April 27, 2004 04:21 PM
The problem, Ryan, is that FW is right.
Posted by: michele | April 27, 2004 04:35 PM
I thought you said "nutbag".
I am going to have to start practicing with ear protection...
Posted by: Dave in Texas | April 27, 2004 04:39 PM
"The problem, Ryan, is that FW is right."
Then I concede the floor.
Posted by: Ryan | April 27, 2004 05:08 PM
Lions jersey? I thought I made it clear that I wouldn't bother with them? I don't hate them like I do the Vikings and the Bears so it wouldn't feel like much of a burden to bare. But if someone's willing to pay...
Posted by: Sean Hackbarth | April 27, 2004 06:06 PM
Omega Fatty Acid Fish Oil
Posted by: cheese | June 5, 2004 05:15 PM