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All the questions are in one happy place.
Questions. You ask them. I answer. And here we go again
#26: What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
42, of course.
#27: How can I aspire to be a great as you?
You can aspire all you want. Just click your heels and wish. Whether or not anything happens is another story.
I'm assuming by "great" you mean mediocrity at its best.
28. Which hockey team do you support (or do you ignore hockey altogether)?
I'm an Islander fan, though I have been known in the past to be seen in a Rangers jersey, as well as a Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey. I lost my passion for hockey when they started with all the rule changes and sissifying.
29. If you could add or remove an Olympic event, which would you change.
Remove: synchronized swimming, ping-pong and that thing the gymnasts do with the ribbons.
Add: Gladiator style fighting, celebrity death matches, air guitar and feeding terrorists to lions.
30. What's your favorite meal?
Twenty dollars worth of Taco Bell and a beer.
31. Your choice of "it," as if it could be any other way: Why do you do it?
It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame
It was in my face, and I grabbed it.
32. Who is the lamest comicbook superhero?
Everyone knows it's the old school Aquaman. Let's see, he swims and mind controls the fishies. And he's, well...
Skeletor: Hero, my ass. Hey everyone, Luke is sleeping with Aquaman! Hahahaha!
(much laughter from crowd. Aquaman gets up and runs out the door, crying)
Spiderman: Awww, geez. Must you guys do this every time? Crow, go get him.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.