Thank you, Bobby, for donating to Spirit of America in the name of the Victory Coalition. As promised
, Bobby gets a post dedicated to him on the topic of his choice, which is:
I'd like you to write a post about either
1. fat-bottomed girls,
I can go you one better, Bobby. I'll write about all of them at once.
A little known fact about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is that they were originally drawn in black and white. Another little known fact is that the creators of the turtles, Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird, wrote their first original TMNT story as an ode to Frank Miller.
Mr. Eastman happens to be the same age as me. And that's where our paths part. He is a multi millionare, I assume. He made a living writing about four teenage turtles with nunchucks. No, he didn't write with
nunchucks. The turtles had
them....nevermind. Also, Mr. Eastman is married to this chick
. Her name is Julie Strain. You may recognize her from such films as Heavy Metal
. You may also recognize her from many poses in which she reveals that nothing comes between her and her leather loincloth
Guys, there is a lesson in this for you. Even a comic book geek can get the hot chicks. And what comic book geek would not give his left arm for a hook up with a hot, sexy B-movie babe? Not a one, I'm sure. Hell, I'd give my left arm for those tits. To have, not to hold. Pervert.
So, where was I? Oh, yes. Even though Julie appears to be fat-bottomed
in some photos, you can rest assured that the Queen song Fat Bottomed Girls
was not, in any way, written with Ms. Strain-Eastman in mind.
You can pretty much bet that Ms. Strain is not spending her nights scarfing down pepperoni and anchovy pizzas and chasing it down with a gallon of Friendly's Double Chocolate ice cream
Not that I do that. Not at all.
My ice cream comes from Cold Stone Creamery
. And I hate anchovies.
My god, my thighs are huge. Huge, as in Julie Strain's...
you see where I'm going.