Hi there. Laurence of ATS here. Michele's off to Little League, having stumped me when it came to choosing a reward for contributing to the Coalition of Victorious Victory Winning Competition Contribution
I don't need any MP3s or any subjects discussed or legs broken or spleens flensed, so instead I asked for something truly special and wonderful, just between me and her that's legal in most states...
Michele is letting me post here again. Used to do it on the oddest of occasions before, so I figured one brief shining moment, Camelot-style. And I'm even going to not
link myself. Whoring is so old-fashioned. Out with the old, in with the new.
But still, to prevent any confusion and to properly inform the public so as per FDA labelling requirements, I'm identifying myself so you don't think it's Michele and fill the comments with calls for boobie pics or weird fanboy stuff like that, but no links.
You like apples? How's them apples?
Heh. That catchphrase from the Ben and Matt Love Story rocks. But my favoritest catchphrase of the day is "I'm Rick James, bitch."
I think this whole Rick James thing by Chapelle hasn't gone far enough, don't you? This could be bigger than "Where's The Beef," maybe even Bart Simpson's "Don't Have A Cow, Man."
I envision a scene out of Spartacus. Rick James' revolt has been crushed by the Romans. The governor is calling for Rick James to show himself so the rest of the revolt will be set free.
"I am Rick James, bitch!" he shouts out, standing proud like a Super Freak.
The governor fixes his icy glare on Ri-
And then another member of the revolt shouts out: "I am Rick James, bitch!"
Then they all start standing up and shouting "I am Rick James, bitch!" and the slapping never ceases.
I can't remember any of the rest of the movie. In fact, I just barely remember the previews of the new version from that Goran dude from E.R.
And why don't I need to remember?
Because I'm Rick James, bitch!