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hold music: She's a Death Row contract, when you hate Dr. Dre

Music for the holding pattern. Working on my Worst Songs post, which will probably be longer than the longest Den Beste article and not nearly as informative. I noticed a few people have already chosen Alanis Morrisette's Ironic as one of the worst songs every created, and you are right. So, for your pleasure, I present today's musical selection: Self- Moronic (mp3) By the way, Self is a great band and Selfies is one of the best fan sites ever. Bet you didn't know that Self does the short Expedia jingle. You may remember Self from a recent post where I offered up the Trunk Full of Amps mp3. That's long gone, but you can still download it - with a bunch of other Self stuff - here. Lyrics to Moronic below.
She's a leprachaun with mouth full of bile She's a movie lover, suckin cock in the aisle It's like ten thousand dicks, when you're not really gay She's a Death Row contract, when you hate Dr. Dre And I think she's moronic Its a real pain When she hits the airwaves With a pack of lies That she wrote in the third grade She's a head of lies Thats you just cant shake And each single makes me sicker To imagine her naked I'm afraid to see (afraid to see) I took my suitcase And broke her left titty When I was at burny-grunmans Mastering my album I had the chance to burn her masters And I wish that i had Cause I think that she's moronic (blah blah blah) It's a pure pain When she hits the airwaves And I hope she dies And pour salt in her veins She's a head of lice That you just cant shake And each single makes me sicker She has a funny way Of processing her lower vocals through a stereo chorus end delay She has a funny funny way Of singing all of her bridges like the kibbde-kibbde-kibbde-kiddby count bass Isn't she moronic Dont you think Never once melodic And I really do think And I think she's moronic It's a real pain When she hits the airwaves With a pack of lies That she wrote in the third grade She's a head of lies That you just cant shake And each single makes me sicker

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Comments

don't forget "Kung-Fu Fighting" and "Muskrat Love"

Songs that whine: bad.

Whining about songs that whine... Whining^2

[don't forget "Kung-Fu Fighting" and "Muskrat Love"]

I'm TRYING to forget ALL these lovely songs that everyone is so gleefully reminding me of...

The Thong Song - Sisqo

What Self song is it that goes, "Let's pretend/It's 1978/and we're playing patty cake...Let's pretend/the popsicles we ate all gave us stomach aches/on the neighbors' lawn..."?

That's my favorite. It might be called "1978".

Thanks for introducing me to Self. And I can't believe they did the Jumbone jingle. That's awesome. "Your dog doesn't wanna chew a. Small bone! Anymore than he wants to play a. Trombone!"

Self are great. I wish they'd hurry up and release their next album.