"go to mcdonald's"
"clean up the room"
"do the can-can"
"raise the roof"
"think about steve mcqueen"
"pick up phone"
"punk rock"
"be gay"
"tear the place apart"
"get drunk"
"grab your crotch"
"shoot a basket"
"have a swordfight"
"walk like a dog"
"walk like an egyptian"
"make yourself a sandwich"
"flip me off"
"get right up into the camera"
"pray to your heathen chicken-god"
"get paid minimum wage at burger king"
"cry like a baby"
"eat me"
"tell me a story"
"vacuum the carpet"
"pick your beak"
He's just not listening to me. He won't:
"use the force"
"check yoself before you wreck yoself"
"get jiggy with it"
"get down on it"
"give a bad coupon to Peter Griffin"
He just laughed at me when I told him to:
"kick Colonel Sanders' ass"
But he did:
"go Rick James on those PETA freaks"
so that makes everything OK.
Comments
I got him to disco. He wouldn't do my taxes, though.
Posted by: dorkafork | April 10, 2004 07:11 PM
I typed "poop" ... kinda wish I hadn't.
Posted by: Midgard | April 10, 2004 07:15 PM
I got him to dry hump the chair, and they put up a warning label while he did it!
Posted by: IgwanaRob | April 10, 2004 07:15 PM
That's just wrong on so many levels. Not the least of which is that it has something to do with Burger King.
Why?
D
Posted by: David Strain | April 10, 2004 07:49 PM
"hide behind couch"
"do some pushups"
"dance like michael jackson"
"explain cartesian dualism"
"rise up against your human masters"
"suck cock"
Posted by: Jim Treacher | April 10, 2004 07:55 PM
shake it like a polaroid picture.
take of clothes.
somersault
Posted by: Beth Donovan | April 10, 2004 07:58 PM
Riverdance!
Posted by: Trish | April 10, 2004 08:15 PM
LOLOL...he does a mean moonwalk, too.
Posted by: Trish | April 10, 2004 08:18 PM
dude, the chicken is SOOOO yesterday.
but. i did get it to "vogue".
Posted by: mikey | April 10, 2004 08:25 PM
"go to mcdonald's"
"clean up the room"
"do the can-can"
"raise the roof"
"think about steve mcqueen"
"pick up phone"
"punk rock"
"be gay"
"tear the place apart"
"get drunk"
"grab your crotch"
"shoot a basket"
"have a swordfight"
"walk like a dog"
"walk like an egyptian"
"make yourself a sandwich"
"flip me off"
"get right up into the camera"
"pray to your heathen chicken-god"
"get paid minimum wage at burger king"
"cry like a baby"
"eat me"
"tell me a story"
"vacuum the carpet"
"pick your beak"
Posted by: Jim Treacher | April 10, 2004 08:46 PM
damn... i thought i was good gettin' him to choke the chicken, then i come here and read all these!
Posted by: monique | April 10, 2004 09:20 PM
He's just not listening to me. He won't:
"use the force"
"check yoself before you wreck yoself"
"get jiggy with it"
"get down on it"
"give a bad coupon to Peter Griffin"
He just laughed at me when I told him to:
"kick Colonel Sanders' ass"
But he did:
"go Rick James on those PETA freaks"
so that makes everything OK.
Posted by: dorkafork | April 10, 2004 10:46 PM
"hope you're getting paid well"
shrug
Posted by: Kevin Parrott | April 10, 2004 11:04 PM
"Do the Snoopy Dance"
"Beat the hell out of the Chik-Fil-A Cows"
"Take a nap"
Posted by: Kevin Parrott | April 10, 2004 11:09 PM
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
shrugs
"Show us your best profile."
Prances while grabbing crotch (My eyes! My eyes!)
Posted by: Belize042 | April 11, 2004 12:34 AM
"Are capital gains tax rates too high?"
Nods.
I like this chicken.
Posted by: Belize042 | April 11, 2004 12:57 AM
spank monkey
Posted by: TXVet | April 11, 2004 12:57 AM
I'm going with one of the other Davids. This is very wrong.
Posted by: david in mn | April 11, 2004 01:11 AM
What is this "chicken mosh"? Is it an ethnic recipe? Are you making it for Easter? I checked FoodTV.com, but no luck there either.
Posted by: Skillzy | April 11, 2004 03:46 PM
"crispin"
Posted by: Jim Treacher | April 12, 2004 12:18 AM
try WWE and see what happens
Posted by: JOHN | April 20, 2004 04:19 AM