Don't even know where to begin today. My, it's going to be one opinionated day here at ASV.
Let's start with something new: The Daily Piss Awards. As in, people/things that piss me off.
# Ashcroft and the Justice Department
. Aren't there better ways to be spending money and resources than trying
to take my porn away
to rid the country of porn - even soft-core Skinemax type porn?
# Bill O'Reilly
. Besides the fact that this column just sucked - content, writing, failed attempts at humor, embarassing attempts at sarcasm - it's just plain stupid. Note to O'Reilly: Not all talk radio is about partisan politics. Not all music stations play rap. Not all rap is about bitches and hos. Get out a little, Bill. Oh, and you might want to hone those writing skills.
# John Kerry and Ted Kennedy. Nice time to start making ridiculous accusations about Bush, John. There's a whole lot of stuff going on in Iraq today and all Kerry wanted to talk about was his newest tin foil theory, that Bush planned the June 30th handover date specifically to help him out with the election. Screw that cap on tighter, John. As for Ted, the asshole is going around blustering about Vietnam and the Tet offensive. Hey, Ted - when al Jazeera plays that up in the Middle East those terrorists will cheer you like you've never been cheered before. Way to go, Teddy! Oh, and Kerry, nice quip about targets on the backs of our soldiers. I'm sure they will be real happy to see the support you gave them today. Note: Negative attacks at the president do not count as support for the troops. Just saying.
# NPR (no offense, Dave
). Now they are calling the homeless
in California the placeless population
. Sounds like a punchline to a really bad joke about political correctness. Unfortunately, they are for real.
Nominations being accepted.