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Proof That Life Isn't Fair

Your mother was right. Life is NOT fair. Jennifer Lopez's mother won a $2.4 million jackpot while playing $1 slots in Atlantic City on Saturday night.

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Maybe she'll buy her daughter some acting lessons

There's a joke lurking here about Loot and Booty, but I can't quite set it up. Anyone want to knock this one out of the park?

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Yeah, but her daughter is still a trashy, whore-like, no-talent hack who is mocked by more people than she is admired by.

Hollywood Henderson won the Texas lottery ($14 million lump sum) back in 2000 after blowing his first fortune from the Dallas Cowboys on cocaine, no pun intended.

Thw weirdest thing to me is that she bought a ticket. Is she worried about her investment or what?

Wasn't Affleck supposed to be backing the J-Mama's Vegas trips at one point? If she hit it with the last of his loot, I wonder if he'll get a cut. What with the opening weekend box numbers for Jersey Girl and losing the Daredevil franchise, he may need it.

And yes, I am ashamed that I know all that. :-(

I hate the Wheel Of Fortune slots.
I prefer the Hanged Man slots.

Well, that should cover a few more asscheek botox injections.

The Daily News got the gag: "Jennifer Lopez isn't the only one in her family with a million-dollar booty."

This at least isn't as fishy-sounding as when Whitey Bulger, the gangster and brother of the State Senate president, 'won' the Mass Millions (presumably by paying a cash premium to the shnook who bought the ticket).

Simpsons Flashback:

Smithers: "Sir, what do you plan to do with your winnings" (referring to a million dollar wager)

Monty Burns: "Throw it on the pile I suppose."

I wonder how much she had to pour into the machine before she hit...

OK, speaking as someone who lives in Las Vegas, there's a few corrections I have to make:

Tanya: Thw weirdest thing to me is that she bought a ticket. Is she worried about her investment or what?

You don't buy tickets to play slot machines. You just drop money in.

perletwo: Wasn't Affleck supposed to be backing the J-Mama's Vegas trips at one point?

This wasn't in Las Vegas. This was in Atlantic City. It's a different state, on an entirely different side of the country. Not to mention that, compared to Las Vegas, Atlantic City doesn't have that many casinos.

J.Lo's mother was my PE teacher in elementary school.