Proof That Life Isn't Fair
Your mother was right. Life is NOT fair.
Jennifer Lopez's mother won a $2.4 million jackpot while playing $1 slots in Atlantic City on Saturday night.
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Comments
Maybe she'll buy her daughter some acting lessons
Posted by: dave | April 6, 2004 11:15 AM
There's a joke lurking here about Loot and Booty, but I can't quite set it up. Anyone want to knock this one out of the park?
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Posted by: David Strain | April 6, 2004 11:21 AM
Yeah, but her daughter is still a trashy, whore-like, no-talent hack who is mocked by more people than she is admired by.
Posted by: david | April 6, 2004 11:22 AM
Hollywood Henderson won the Texas lottery ($14 million lump sum) back in 2000 after blowing his first fortune from the Dallas Cowboys on cocaine, no pun intended.
Posted by: Norbizness | April 6, 2004 11:32 AM
Thw weirdest thing to me is that she bought a ticket. Is she worried about her investment or what?
Posted by: Tanya | April 6, 2004 11:36 AM
Wasn't Affleck supposed to be backing the J-Mama's Vegas trips at one point? If she hit it with the last of his loot, I wonder if he'll get a cut. What with the opening weekend box numbers for Jersey Girl and losing the Daredevil franchise, he may need it.
And yes, I am ashamed that I know all that. :-(
Posted by: perletwo | April 6, 2004 11:36 AM
I hate the Wheel Of Fortune slots.
I prefer the Hanged Man slots.
Posted by: Laurence Simon | April 6, 2004 11:48 AM
Well, that should cover a few more asscheek botox injections.
Posted by: Matt | April 6, 2004 11:50 AM
The Daily News got the gag: "Jennifer Lopez isn't the only one in her family with a million-dollar booty."
This at least isn't as fishy-sounding as when Whitey Bulger, the gangster and brother of the State Senate president, 'won' the Mass Millions (presumably by paying a cash premium to the shnook who bought the ticket).
Posted by: Crank | April 6, 2004 12:41 PM
Simpsons Flashback:
Smithers: "Sir, what do you plan to do with your winnings" (referring to a million dollar wager)
Monty Burns: "Throw it on the pile I suppose."
Posted by: Ryan | April 6, 2004 12:51 PM
I wonder how much she had to pour into the machine before she hit...
Posted by: Mike | April 6, 2004 01:47 PM
OK, speaking as someone who lives in Las Vegas, there's a few corrections I have to make:
Tanya: Thw weirdest thing to me is that she bought a ticket. Is she worried about her investment or what?
You don't buy tickets to play slot machines. You just drop money in.
perletwo: Wasn't Affleck supposed to be backing the J-Mama's Vegas trips at one point?
This wasn't in Las Vegas. This was in Atlantic City. It's a different state, on an entirely different side of the country. Not to mention that, compared to Las Vegas, Atlantic City doesn't have that many casinos.
Posted by: ScottC | April 6, 2004 02:05 PM
J.Lo's mother was my PE teacher in elementary school.
Posted by: Fredo | April 6, 2004 04:16 PM