I do believe that Ms. Wonkette has challenged me to a jello fight
- with bikinis and tequila.
I would love to, but I'm afraid that I'm all tied up for the next couple of months as baseball season has started and it's much more fun to fuck with Red Sox fans than to drunkenly slosh around in a vat of lime green jello with someone who is fascinated with John Kerry's penis. But, that's just me.
It's now time to play everyone's favorite game of Stick Your Thumb in the Eye of Red Sox Fans
Now, if Bunsen
challenged me to a jello fight, I'd have to accept. Especially if he was going to wear a bikini and maybe tug on my hair a bit.
[Maybe I'm wrong about this but I think Wonkette might be in love with me]