And yet, another quiz
We're off to baseball practice, and then the NYFD/NYPD hockey game.
I thought I'd leave you with something light, so here's another quiz. This time, it's movie quotes. They are divided into lightweight, tricky and hardcore. And I don't have the answers! Also, I am too lazy to number them, so just copy and paste the quote you are answering.
Please remember my admonition about Googling answers and baby Jesus crying.
[I promise to address all of your Five Songs later on in the day.]
"This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
"It just be raining black people in New York"
"You will never fins a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
"I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper"
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
"You know, there's nothing more off-putting at a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection."
"We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit."
"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."
"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings… and call off Christmas!"
"Me so horny, me love you long time!"
"What's the sense in risking the eight of us to save one guy?"
"I do wish we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
"You can milk anything with nipples."
"Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."
"We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"
"Kneel before Zod!"
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
"Listen, I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going… but let me give you a tip. I'm a sure thing."
"All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her… she's a fish."
"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."
"That's your problem! You don't want to be in love, you want to be in love in a movie."
"Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips."
"I carried a watermelon."
"I've often speculated on why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that’s worth less than your shirt."
"I'm hard to get, Steve. All you have to do is ask me."
"You're a disgrace to them gloves, your father and the traditions of this boxing hall!"
"He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"
"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"
"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"
"There is an intruder - male, caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen."
"It's a fire. All fires are bad."
"A day in the marine corps is like a day on a farm. Every meal's a banquet. Every paycheque a fortune. Every formation a parade. I love the corps!"
"How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?"
"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
"You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient, I'm supposed to act out!"
"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation."
"Oswald was a fag."
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
"If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place."
"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"
"We’ll see you Monday, when we talk about Freud. Why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."
"They're only noodles, Michael."
"Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here."
"I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"
"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!"
"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."
"All right, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down!"
"What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore."
"Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst."
"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, four peanut butter M&M's and, like, five pieces of licorice."
"A relationship, I think... is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark."
"Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse."
"How in the name of Zeus' butthole, did you get out of your cell?"
"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
"You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife."
"My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?"
"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."
"He's in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message."
"My name is Johnny Wish… Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Island of St. Croix."
"Never joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycle."
"What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"
"It's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way."
"I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!"
"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"
"This stuff will make you a God-damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!"
"Bless me Father, for I have just killed quite a few men."
"Case Western High! Ned Ryerson! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
"Sports make you grunt and smell. Stay in school, use your brains. Be a thinker, not a stinker"
"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
"Do you realise it's snowing in my room, Goddammit!"
"Your body's dying. Pay no attention."
"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun"
"Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."
"Hello? We're your new neighbours. Don't be alarmed, we're negroes."
"You see, no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead."
"I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted."
"Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls."
"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."
"We could head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."
"There are three things in this world that you need. Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer."