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And yet, another quiz

We're off to baseball practice, and then the NYFD/NYPD hockey game.

I thought I'd leave you with something light, so here's another quiz. This time, it's movie quotes. They are divided into lightweight, tricky and hardcore. And I don't have the answers! Also, I am too lazy to number them, so just copy and paste the quote you are answering.

Please remember my admonition about Googling answers and baby Jesus crying.

[I promise to address all of your Five Songs later on in the day.]

Questions Below.

Lightweight

"This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."

"It just be raining black people in New York"

"You will never fins a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

"I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper"

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

"You know, there's nothing more off-putting at a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection."

"We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit."

"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."

"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings… and call off Christmas!"

"Me so horny, me love you long time!"

"What's the sense in risking the eight of us to save one guy?"

"I do wish we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

"You can milk anything with nipples."

"Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."

"We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"

"Kneel before Zod!"

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."

"Listen, I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going… but let me give you a tip. I'm a sure thing."

"All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her… she's a fish."

"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."

"That's your problem! You don't want to be in love, you want to be in love in a movie."

"Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips."

"I carried a watermelon."

"I've often speculated on why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Tricky
"Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that’s worth less than your shirt."

"I'm hard to get, Steve. All you have to do is ask me."

"You're a disgrace to them gloves, your father and the traditions of this boxing hall!"

"He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"

"There is an intruder - male, caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen."

"It's a fire. All fires are bad."

"A day in the marine corps is like a day on a farm. Every meal's a banquet. Every paycheque a fortune. Every formation a parade. I love the corps!"

"How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?"

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

"You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient, I'm supposed to act out!"

"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."

"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation."

"Oswald was a fag."

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place."

"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"

"We’ll see you Monday, when we talk about Freud. Why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."

"They're only noodles, Michael."

"Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here."

"I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!"

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."

"All right, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down!"

"What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore."

"Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst."

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, four peanut butter M&M's and, like, five pieces of licorice."

"A relationship, I think... is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark."

Hardcore

"Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse."

"How in the name of Zeus' butthole, did you get out of your cell?"

"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."

"You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife."

"My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?"

"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."

"He's in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message."

"My name is Johnny Wish… Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Island of St. Croix."

"Never joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycle."

"What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"

"It's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way."

"I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!"

"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"

"This stuff will make you a God-damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!"

"Bless me Father, for I have just killed quite a few men."

"Case Western High! Ned Ryerson! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

"Sports make you grunt and smell. Stay in school, use your brains. Be a thinker, not a stinker"

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."

"Do you realise it's snowing in my room, Goddammit!"

"Your body's dying. Pay no attention."

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun"

"Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."

"Hello? We're your new neighbours. Don't be alarmed, we're negroes."

"You see, no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead."

"I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted."

"Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls."

"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."

"We could head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."

"There are three things in this world that you need. Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer."

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Just a few of the hard core ones I recognized..."Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, 'Army of Darkness'. Wasn't this just an alternate take?

"Case Western High! Ned Ryerson! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show." - Ned, 'Groundhog Day'

"Bless me Father, for I have just killed quite a few men." - El Mariachi, 'Desperado'

"Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse." - Dr. Weir, 'Event Horizon'

"I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper"
Bridget Jones' Diary

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
The Princess Bride

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
Terminator 2

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
Indiana Jones

"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."
It's a Wonderful Life

"Me so horny, me love you long time!"
Full Metal Jacket

"I do wish we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
Silence of the Lambs

"You can milk anything with nipples."
Meet the parents

"Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."
Robocop

"Kneel before Zod!"
Superman 2

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
Back to the Future

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
Ghostbuster

Lightweight

"This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."

Big Lebowski, Big Lebowski to John Goodman.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"

Obi Wan Kenobi, to Luke Skywalker, Star Wars

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

Um. Duh. Inigo Montoya, to Count Rugo, Princess Bridge

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark, to Salah.

"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings… and call off Christmas!"

Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Duke of Nottingham.

"I do wish we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

Hannibal Lecter to Clarice Starling, Silence of the Lambs.

"You can milk anything with nipples."

Fokker to Deniro in Meet the Parents

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."

Marty to the crowd in Back to the Future.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

The Frenchman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

Francis McDormand in Fargo.

"There is an intruder - male, caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen."

Jennifer Grey, Jeannie Bueller, in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

Dr. Evil, to the collected Board of Evil, in Austin Powers.

"Oswald was a fag."

From Usual Suspects, the Baldwin Brother's line.

"I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

Khan, Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan

"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."

Jack Black, High Fidelity

"What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"

Drill Sargeant, Full Metal Jacket.

"Case Western High! Ned Ryerson! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show."

Ned Ryerson to Bill Murray, in Groundhog Day

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

Jason Lee, Mallrats.

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun"

Ash, Housewares, Army of Darkness.

I love these!

"A relationship, I think... is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we've got on our hands is a dead shark." --Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
--President Merkin Muffley, "Dr. Strangelove"

"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?" --John Cusak, "The Sure Thing" (He didn't score with that line, BTW)

"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation." "Die Hard"

"I've often speculated on why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."--Captain Louis Renault, "Casablanca"

"You know, there's nothing more off-putting at a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection."--Hugh Grant, "Four Weddings And A Funeral"

"They're only noodles, Michael." - Lost Boys

"What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore." - Goldeneye

"You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife." - Last Boy Scout

"Hello? We're your new neighbours. Don't be alarmed, we're negroes." - Bad Boys

"There are three things in this world that you need. Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer." - Fisher King

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
The Crow

"They're only noodles, Michael."
Lost Boys, Kiefer to the new guy

"This stuff will make you a God-damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!" - Former Governor of Minnesota, Predator speaking of chewing tobacco.

"Do you realise it's snowing in my room, Goddammit!" - Older Brother - Chet - from Weird Science

"It'll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, like me"- Jesse Ventura, Predator.

"Do you realise it's snowing in my room, Goddammit!"- Bill Paxton, Weird Science

"I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered or just half-witted."- from Lawrence of Arabia

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster" - Johnny Dangerously

"What's the sense in risking the eight of us to save one guy?" Saving Private Ryan

I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it." - Back to the Future

"All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her… she's a fish." Tom Hanks, Splash

"Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips." M*A*S*H

"I've often speculated on why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me." Casablanca

A day in the marine corps is like a day on a farm. Every meal's a banquet. Every paycheque a fortune. Every formation a parade. I love the corps!" Full Metal Jacket

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" The Breakfasst Club

"If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place." Scent of a Woman

"All right, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down!" Unforgiven

How in the name of Zeus' butthole, did you get out of your cell?" The Rock

"Case Western High! Ned Ryerson! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show." Groundhog Day (not sure on this one)

"Your body's dying. Pay no attention." Interview with the Vampire

I have to admit, I'm somewhat guessing on these, I could be mistaken:

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."

Marlon Brando, "The Godfather"

"Naked force has resolved more issues throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst."

Michael Ironside, "Starship Troopers"

"I carried a watermelon."
- Jennifer Grey, Dirty Dancing

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious" - Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars

"I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper" - Whatshisface the lawyer, Bridget Jones Diary

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" - Junior "Indiana" Jones, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down." - Jimmy Stewart's character, It's a Wonderful Life

"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings… and call off Christmas!" - Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

"Me so horny, me love you long time!" - Hooker on street, Full Metal Jacket

"What's the sense in risking the eight of us to save one guy?" - Can't remember which guy, Saving Private Ryan

"I do wish we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner." - Hannibal Lechter, Silence of the Lambs

"You can milk anything with nipples." - Gaylord Fokker, Meet the Parents

"Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply." - Robocop, Robocop

"Kneel before Zod!" - Zod's henchwoman, Superman II

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it." - Marty McFly, Back to the Future

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown." - Venkman (?), Ghostbusters

"Listen, I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going but let me give you a tip. I'm a sure thing." - Julia Roberts' character, Pretty Woman

"All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her she's a fish." - Tom Hanks' character, Splash

"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."

"Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips." - Margaret Houglihan, M*A*S*H

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - French Castle Guard, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?" - Frances MacDurmott's character, Fargo

"There is an intruder - male, caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen." - Jeannie "Shawna" Beuller, Ferris Beuller's Day Off

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."

"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation." - Agent Johnson, Die Hard

"Oswald was a fag." - Stephen Baldwin's character, The Usual Suspects

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" - Judd Nelson's character, The Breakfast Club

"If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place." - Colonal Slade, Scent of a Woman

"We’ll see you Monday, when we talk about Freud. Why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse." - Sean (can't remember last name), Good Will Hunting

"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five." - Jack Black's character, High Fidelity

"What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?" - R. Lee Ermy's character, Full Metal Jacket

"I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!" - Charlie Sheen's character, Terminal Velocity

"Bless me Father, for I have just killed quite a few men." - El Mariachi, Desperado

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega." - Jason Lee's character, Mall Rats

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun" Ash, Army of Darkness

"Hello? We're your new neighbours. Don't be alarmed, we're negroes." - Mike Lowrey, Bad Boys

"You see, no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead." - Christian Slater's character, Pump Up the Volume

"We could head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out." - Jay, Dogma

"He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!" -- Donnie Darko

Said by the health teacher describing what Donnie did in class

"It just be raining black people in New York"
Men In Black

"Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."
Robocop

"We’ll see you Monday, when we talk about Freud. Why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."
Good Will Hunting

"My name is Johnny Wish… Wishbone. Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Island of St. Croix."
Beverly Hills Cop (2?)

I checked a couple that I wasn't sure of, and here are correct answers to ones I got wrong:

"We could head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out." - Hunter "Patch" Adams, Patch Adams

Technically, I got this one wrong through omission: "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." - Princess Leia Organa, Star Wars

And it's Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting.

"This is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
The Big Lebowski

"It just be raining black people in New York"
Men in Black

"You will never fins a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"
Star Wars: Obi Wan Kenobi

"I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper"
Bridget Jones' Diary

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
Princess Bride. Duh.

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
T2

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
Raiders of the Lost Ark

"You know, there's nothing more off-putting at a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection."
Four Weddings and a Funeral

"Me so horny, me love you long time!"
Full Metal Jacket

"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings… and call off Christmas!"
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

"What's the sense in risking the eight of us to save one guy?"
Saving Private Ryan

I do wish we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
The Silence of the Lambs

"Kneel before Zod!"
Superman II OR Jay in Mallrats

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
Back To the Future

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
Ghostbusters

"Listen, I appreciate this whole seduction scene you got going… but let me give you a tip. I'm a sure thing"
Pretty Woman

"All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her… she's a fish."
Splash

"I carried a watermelon."
Dirty Dancing

"I've often speculated on why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."
Casablanca

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Monty Python's The Holy Grail

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"
Fargo

"There is an intruder - male, caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

"You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient, I'm supposed to act out!"
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
Empire Strikes Back

"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation."
Die Hard

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
The Breakfast Club

"How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views?"
The Sure Thing

"They're only noodles, Michael."
Lost Boys

"I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"
Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (answer courtesy of my husband)

"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."
High Fidelity

"What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore"
Goldeneye

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, four peanut butter M&M's and, like, five pieces of licorice."
Clueless

"This stuff will make you a God-damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!"
Predator

"Case Western High! Ned Ryerson! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show."
Groundhog Day

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
Mallrats

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun"
Army of Darkness (I just saw this movie for the first time the other night. Loved it!)

"Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do."
City of Angels

"Hello? We're your new neighbours. Don't be alarmed, we're negroes."
Bad Boys

"You see, no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead."
Pump Up the Volume

"We could head on down to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out."
Patch Adams---I can't believe I remember this one! UGH. SHAME!

"Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that’s worth less than your shirt."
Snatch

"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"
Blade Runner

"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."
The Birdcage

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster" - Johnny Dangerously

This is from Goodfellas, isn't it?

"You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient, I'm supposed to act out!" - Brad Pitt's character in Twelve Monkeys

"A day in the marine corps is like a day on a farm. Every meal's a banquet. Every paycheque a fortune. Every formation a parade. I love the corps!"

Aliens

"Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls."-- Arsenio Hall, Coming to America

"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not."

That's from The Full Monty - it's the lovable hefty guy, Mark whatshisname.

"I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."
Julie to Todd in Parenthood

"He's in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message."-Under Siege
"We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit."- Drugstore Cowboy or Trainspotting?

And I don't think the 'malfunction' quote is the one from Full Metal Jacket.

Julia and Fungii, you have remembered better than I.

"He's in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message."...Erika Eleniak in Under Siege.

"You see, no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead."...Christian Slater in Pump Up The Volume

We’ll see you Monday, when we talk about Freud. Why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."...Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting.

"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."...Dr. Evil in Austin Powers

"All right, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down!" Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"...Fargo

"Case Western High! Ned Ryerson! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show."...Bing!...Groundhog Day

An ex-girlfriend of mine once said to me; "Boy, you'll see any piece of shit they put out on screen, won't you?"
My housemate at the time added, "Not only that, he'll see it three or four times."

I guess this quiz proves it:

Lightweight

"You will never fins a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"
STAR WARS

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
GOODFELLAS

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
PRINCESS BRIDE

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
TERMINATOR 2

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARC

"You know, there's nothing more off-putting at a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection."
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL

"We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit."
TRAINSPOTTING

"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

"Me so horny, me love you long time!"
FULL METAL JACKET

"What's the sense in risking the eight of us to save one guy?"
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN

"I do wish we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

"Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply."
ROBOCOP

"Kneel before Zod!"
GHOSTBUSTERS

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
BACK TO THE FUTURE

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
GHOSTBUSTERS

"All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her… she's a fish."
SPLASH

"I've often speculated on why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."
CASABLANCA

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL

Total: 14

Tricky

"Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that’s worth less than your shirt."
SNATCH'D

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"
FARGO

"It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?"
BLADE RUNNER

"There is an intruder - male, caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen."
FERRIS BULER'S DAY OFF

"It's a fire. All fires are bad."
BACKDRAFT

"A day in the marine corps is like a day on a farm. Every meal's a banquet. Every paycheque a fortune. Every formation a parade. I love the corps!"
ALIENS

"You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient, I'm supposed to act out!"
GIRL INTERRUPTED

"Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

"I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation."
BACKDRAFT

"Oswald was a fag."
USUAL SUSPECTS

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
BREAKFAST CLUB

"If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place."
SCENT OF A WOMAN

"We’ll see you Monday, when we talk about Freud. Why he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse."
GOOD WILL HUNTING

"They're only noodles, Michael."
LOST BOYS

"I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"
STAR TREK 2, WRATH OF KHAN

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
DR. STRANGELOVE

"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of being called Kathleen Turner Overdrive, however this evening we are Barry Jive and the Uptown Five."
HIGH FIDELITY

"All right, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down!"
UNFORGIVEN

Total: 17

Hardcore

"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
48 HOURS 2

"You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife."
THE LAST BOYSCOUT

"My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?"
THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS

"He's in a gunfight right now. I'm gonna have to take a message."
UNDER SIEGE

"What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"
FULL METAL JACKET

"This stuff will make you a God-damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!"
PREDATOR

"Bless me Father, for I have just killed quite a few men."
DESPERADO

"Case Western High! Ned Ryerson! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show."
GROUNDHOG DAY

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."
THE CROW

"Your body's dying. Pay no attention."
INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun"
ARMY OF DARKNESS

"Hello? We're your new neighbours. Don't be alarmed, we're negroes."
BAD BOYS

"You see, no one wants to hear it, but the terrible secret is that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead."
PUMP UP THE VOLUME

"There are three things in this world that you need. Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer."
THE FISHER KING

Total: 14

I actually got two wrong:

"Kneel before Zod!"

and

"You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient.."

Oh, and "It's a fire. All fires are bad."

I didn't do too well. But I can't resist adding one of my favorite lines of all time:

"I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or take you back to Fort Dodge to be hanged at Judge Parker's convenience. Take your choice."

Followed momentarily by:

"Fill your hand, you son of a bitch."