Let it be Written
Let it be done. The Messiah is here and his name is Reverend Moon. bq. The five great saints and many other leaders in the spirit world, including even Communist leaders such as Marx and Lenin, who committed all manner of barbarity and murders on earth, and dictators such as Hitler and Stalin, have found strength in my teachings, mended their ways and been reborn as new persons. Emperors, kings and presidents who enjoyed opulence and power on earth, and even journalists who had worldwide fame, have now placed themselves at the forefront of the column of the true love revolution. Together they have sent to earth a resolution expressing their determination in the light of my teaching of the true family ideal. They have declared to all Heaven and Earth that Reverend Sun Myung Moon is none other than humanity's Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent. This resolution has been announced on every corner of the globe. This is great news because it ties in with something I was thinking about today (stay with me here, I'll get to the Messiah part eventually). I spent a good portion of my day staring into space and thinking about Alien v. Predator. Well, not so much Alien v. Predator my thoughts ran more along the lines of coming up with a whole genre of "VS "movies. Sure, they've already done Freddy v. Jason, but that just sucked. Who wants to see two ancient villians fight it out for one last grasp at some box office money? What we need is films with real characters. But they can't just be any historical figures that you pull out of hat. No, they have to have something on the line. You can't just have Voltaire v. Teddy Roosevelt and expect people to pay money to see it. Well, the more I thought about that, the more I realized it was just a foolish idea, because everyone knows the greatest VS movie ever has already been made. And that would be Godzilla v. Mothra. So I took the idea to another level. What if we staged real battles? None of this actors and make-up and special effects crap. Real, fight to the (not quite) death battles. Think of how this would help the economy grow. I've created thousands of jobs right there! Managers, booking agents, promoters, popcorn sellers, program writers - it would be a boon to America! Which is where the Reverend Moon comes in. See, I have a feeling that Jesus is none too happy with the Reverend's announcement. (I'm sure there are a few other people feeling just a little pissed off, like Allah, maybe Moses or King David or Little Buddah, or a host of other Messiahs. Techinically, even Buffy is a messiah). So all of the above leads me to the final conclusion of today's thought: Who would win in a fight? Jesus or Reverend Moon? And would you watch it on Pay-per-View for, say, $25? Just asking.