Scooby Doo 2 debuts at #1.
I swear to jeebus, if Garfield the Movie
hits #1 at the box office, I will track down each and every one of you who spend money to see it and force feed you lasagna until you puke your black souls out.
Do you know that they are making a movie version of Strangers With Candy
? That had to be the worst show ever aired on Comedy Central and that includes Mad TV.
To make matters worse, it will star Sarah Jessica Parker, whose rise to stardom I still cannot understand.
There are a lot of things in this world I don't understand, folks.
I don't understand the popularity of America's Funniest Home Videos.
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that a precocious little girl pushing her baby brother down the stairs is something to laugh at. What kind of parent stands there videotaping while their kid's head is stuck in the toilet bowl?
And I really, really do notunderstand The Swan,
the people who came up with the idea and the people who agreed to be on it.
It's just ten different shades of wrong and gives credence to the crusaders who say our the moralf fiber of our society is slowly crumbling.
The one thing I do understand is that a flying crocodile beats a flying shark