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Word of the Day

Is masticate. [inspired by this masticater] You may use it in a sentence if you so wish.


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When you masticate, the saints cry.

Oh, wait. Never mind.

Everyone into group mastication raise your hands and shout YEEEEEHA!

To masticate or not to masticate. That is the question. Whether tis nobler to suffer the pangs and acids of bitter digestion, or to chew your KFC original recipe for a subtler experience..

We few. We happy few. We band of brothers. For he that masticates this day with me shall be my brother, be he ere so vile, this chewing shall gentle his condition.

(with apologies to Madison Avenue)

Hurry don't be late! We can masticate! I said to myself when we're old...

I have it on good authority that my opponent's parents not only allowed him to masticate excessively in their presence, they even urged him to do so.

Know what happens when you masticate too much? You matriculate.

Hey, that new KFC is boneless! So less mastication!

We had joy, we had fun,
Masticating in the sun,
But the wine and the cheese
Nearly brought me to my knees.

That's the best I can do on short notice.

Masticate, and the world masticates with you.

Your sister's gone out
She's on a date
And you just sit at home
And masticate

My damn basset hound almost masticated my cell fone the other day.

Love the Hamlet thing Dave.

Does excessive mastication result in a furry tongue?

I love mastication so much, I even do it at the dinner table.

Love is having someone who helps you to masticate.

Actually Boyd, real love is having someone that will accept your pre-masticated gum.

What I really love, having dentures and all, is a big pile of caramels. Truly, Weapons of Mass Mastication.

(yeah, yeah, someone had to make that joke)

Florida's senator George Smathers is supposed to have said in a campaign speech, "Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law, and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper before his marriage habitually practiced celibacy. And when he went to the University of Florida, he matriculated with coeds."

It makes a fine story, and was even reported in Time Magazine, but it is doubtful that he ever said it.

But did he masticate with them?

When missiscate got a sex change, she became masticate.

You can all stop now. Kevin wins.


Michael Jackson's marriage to Lisa Marie Presley failed because at night he would leave her, to the kitchen and masticate.

I think I need to chew on this for a while!

Sorry, its a concept I can't get my teeth into.

2, 4, 6, 8!
Who's gonna masticate?
Stiff and hard,
Slick with lard
Slated for a master bait...

8, 6, 4, 2!
On the hook now,
What to do?
Should I bait?
Should I bite?
Or should I only chew?

Thank God you people commented here. I'd have shot you all on site.

My mother got mad at me because i masticated too loud