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Comments
When you masticate, the saints cry.
Oh, wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Evil Otto | March 27, 2004 01:26 PM
Everyone into group mastication raise your hands and shout YEEEEEHA!
Posted by: Wind Rider | March 27, 2004 01:53 PM
To masticate or not to masticate. That is the question. Whether tis nobler to suffer the pangs and acids of bitter digestion, or to chew your KFC original recipe for a subtler experience..
We few. We happy few. We band of brothers. For he that masticates this day with me shall be my brother, be he ere so vile, this chewing shall gentle his condition.
(with apologies to Madison Avenue)
Hurry don't be late! We can masticate! I said to myself when we're old...
Posted by: Dave in Texas | March 27, 2004 02:16 PM
I have it on good authority that my opponent's parents not only allowed him to masticate excessively in their presence, they even urged him to do so.
Posted by: Xrlq | March 27, 2004 03:05 PM
Know what happens when you masticate too much? You matriculate.
Posted by: Jeff | March 27, 2004 03:33 PM
Hey, that new KFC is boneless! So less mastication!
Posted by: Tom | March 27, 2004 03:45 PM
We had joy, we had fun,
Masticating in the sun,
But the wine and the cheese
Nearly brought me to my knees.
That's the best I can do on short notice.
Posted by: Curt | March 27, 2004 03:52 PM
Masticate, and the world masticates with you.
Posted by: Faith | March 27, 2004 04:13 PM
Your sister's gone out
She's on a date
And you just sit at home
And masticate
Posted by: dave | March 27, 2004 04:47 PM
My damn basset hound almost masticated my cell fone the other day.
Posted by: Curator | March 27, 2004 05:15 PM
Love the Hamlet thing Dave.
Posted by: Sunidesus | March 27, 2004 06:24 PM
Does excessive mastication result in a furry tongue?
Posted by: Trish | March 27, 2004 06:50 PM
I love mastication so much, I even do it at the dinner table.
Love is having someone who helps you to masticate.
Posted by: Boyd | March 27, 2004 06:59 PM
Actually Boyd, real love is having someone that will accept your pre-masticated gum.
What I really love, having dentures and all, is a big pile of caramels. Truly, Weapons of Mass Mastication.
(yeah, yeah, someone had to make that joke)
Posted by: Matt | March 27, 2004 08:15 PM
Florida's senator George Smathers is supposed to have said in a campaign speech, "Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law, and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper before his marriage habitually practiced celibacy. And when he went to the University of Florida, he matriculated with coeds."
It makes a fine story, and was even reported in Time Magazine, but it is doubtful that he ever said it.
Posted by: Ernie G | March 27, 2004 08:21 PM
But did he masticate with them?
Posted by: michele | March 27, 2004 08:25 PM
When missiscate got a sex change, she became masticate.
Posted by: Kevin Parrott | March 27, 2004 09:17 PM
You can all stop now. Kevin wins.
Posted by: michele | March 27, 2004 09:43 PM
dammit.
Posted by: Dave in Texas | March 27, 2004 11:03 PM
Michael Jackson's marriage to Lisa Marie Presley failed because at night he would leave her, to the kitchen and masticate.
Posted by: Joe Gandelman | March 28, 2004 05:22 AM
I think I need to chew on this for a while!
Posted by: China Cat | March 28, 2004 11:35 AM
Sorry, its a concept I can't get my teeth into.
2, 4, 6, 8!
Who's gonna masticate?
Stiff and hard,
Slick with lard
Slated for a master bait...
8, 6, 4, 2!
On the hook now,
What to do?
Should I bait?
Should I bite?
Or should I only chew?
Posted by: Sharps Shooter | March 29, 2004 06:43 AM
Thank God you people commented here. I'd have shot you all on site.
Posted by: D | March 29, 2004 09:20 AM
My mother got mad at me because i masticated too loud
Posted by: a | October 21, 2004 06:31 PM