Get Me Off This Crazy Thing: Smiling Bob v. The Shower Head
bq. By now we have all seen the Enzyte Smiling Bob commercials - my question is two fold: If Enzyte is the product for natural male enhancement - is there a product for natural female enhancement? And if there is such a product would sore back Suzy be the equivalent mascot to Smiling Bob? --- Chris
If by enhacement, you mean make the sexual organ of a woman larger, then no. That's just not necessary. There is only one thing necessary to make a woman becomethe equivlanent of Smiling Bob and that thing is called an orgasm. Learn how to make it happen, guys. If your woman is not experiencing orgasms on a regular basis while having sexual relations with you, expect that she will start experimenting with other ways to reach that elusive climax. Once she discovers the shower head, you're sunk. She won't care if she ever gets laid by you again. Many men have lost the love of their life to the sainted shower head.
So Smiling Bob can smile all he wants. But if he doesn't learn how to be a selfless lover, he will only be smiling at his hand, and all that Viagra or whatever he's taken will be money down the drain.
Comments
The showerhead? Thanks for the visual
Posted by: chris | March 23, 2004 11:03 AM
But wait...there's always the sainted "Old Faithful" jet strategically positioned in the hot tub. And I swear to gawd that's what it's called in the owner's manual;)
Posted by: SondraK | March 23, 2004 11:05 AM
I heard that research into a female equivalent of viagara is being undertaken - the proposed name of the drug is "niagara".
Posted by: Ken | March 23, 2004 11:37 AM
Niagara Falls! Slooooowly I turned! Step by step...inch by inch...!
Posted by: Mike | March 23, 2004 11:41 AM
Why is it always the men that get thought of first???
Who cares if you have a rock hard erection, you've got a mouth don't ya?
Posted by: jen | March 23, 2004 12:11 PM
Why is it always the men that get thought of first???
Who cares if you have a rock hard erection, you've got a mouth don't ya?
Posted by: jen | March 23, 2004 12:12 PM
looks like it just begged repeating
Posted by: jen | March 23, 2004 12:13 PM
I have nothing to add - I'm laughing too hard...!
I think Zeppelin was going to write it as "whole lotta shower head" but it was hard to rhyme.
Posted by: Dave in Texas | March 23, 2004 12:17 PM
Just for clarification - I was originally thinking of bigger boobs - that's why Suzy's back was sore.
Posted by: chris | March 23, 2004 12:26 PM
How are women able to make contact with the shower head mounted on the wall? Handstands?
Posted by: T'su | March 23, 2004 12:31 PM
T'Su, you need to get out more.
Posted by: michele | March 23, 2004 12:38 PM
Bob's a liar, as this Cincinnati Enquirer article points out.
Ironically, the case is being filed in Small Claims Court.
Posted by: Curt | March 23, 2004 12:51 PM
huh... perhaps this explains why my better half spends so much time... oh never mind.
Posted by: Charlie on the PA Turnpike | March 23, 2004 12:53 PM
jurisdiction probably determined according to Ohio Penal Code.
Posted by: Dave in Texas | March 23, 2004 01:44 PM
Smiling Bob should learn how to use his fingers...
Posted by: Steve of Norway | March 23, 2004 01:46 PM
Chris -
Suzy's back is sore because there is something for bigger boobs.....
http://www.newlibido.com/bloussant/blosant.html
We offer a non-surgical, natural, and safe solution to attaining fuller and firmer breasts with the help of a balanced combination of safe, all-natural ingredients. This formula will help you look and feel your best while delivering beautiful results in just weeks!
Posted by: Headzero | March 23, 2004 01:53 PM
Why would I want larger breasts? I'm a guy.
Posted by: chris | March 23, 2004 02:15 PM
"Who cares if you have a rock hard erection, you've got a mouth don't ya?"
Somehow I don't think that line is going to work for my girlfriend. ;-)
Posted by: Ryan | March 23, 2004 04:33 PM