Jesus, Snails and Me
It's Saturday night at ten and I'm on the couch, reading blogs and taking ridiculous quizzes. Normally, I would be out on a Saturday night, most likely partying with movie stars and sipping champagne with heads of state, but I gave up that life when I realized it was only happening in my head.
Spent all day packing and purging. I swear, if we had the money to spare, I would just empty the entire contents of this house into a garbage dump and start fresh in the new house. Well, except for the DVDs and CDs. Took too long to accumulate them. And the kids. I don't think the people moving in here when we leave would appreciate finding two kids stuffed in the closet.
While I was packing, I was also thinking. Plotting out that movie where Jesus takes on the zombies. I decided the zombies should win, but they don't get to gloat too much because God pays a visit and smites them all with a ten ton megawatt lightning bolt. And then Jesus comes back for the sequel: The Fashion of the Christ, in which Jesus is maligned by the fashion community for those hideous robes that are all the Jesus wannabes are wearing.
Anyhow, Saturday night after a day spent packing up, getting bitched at for being a minion of satan (if only - I hear the pay is great) and bitching about protesters. It's always good to end a day like with a few useless quizzes.
Comments
I'm "Happy Evil."
Fitting.
Posted by: Evil Otto | March 20, 2004 11:40 PM
Well, if you're looking for new flatware, check out Barron's. Mail order only and good prices.
They're in Michigan.
Posted by: Sandy P. | March 21, 2004 01:23 AM
I'm a minion of Satan.
But my duties are largely ceremonial.
D
Posted by: David Strain | March 21, 2004 07:15 AM
The Fashion of the Christ is already out. It was playing at the Springfield Googolplex in last week's much maligned episode of the Simpsons.
Posted by: No one of consequence | March 21, 2004 08:37 AM
and speaking of zombies...GO SEE DAWN OF THE DEAD!! eeeek!!
World chaos, and zombies running faster than track stars!! I loved it!
Posted by: celestial blue | March 21, 2004 10:02 AM
they could call the sequel "Queer Eye for the Christ Guy"
although I don't think that would play too well in some areas of Tennessee...
Posted by: beakergirl | March 21, 2004 02:32 PM
Just like Lenore.
You know, she accidentally keeps killing kids and stuff. Except Mr Gosh.
Posted by: Joshua Scholar | March 21, 2004 07:31 PM
(Insert deranged laughter here)
Posted by: Kent | March 23, 2004 03:45 PM