The president is coming to town
tomorrow. After the groundbreaking ceremony for a 9/11 memorial, he will attend a campaign fundraiser/dinner at the park's restaurant.
I'd like to get close enough to the dinner/rally to at least get one photo. Of course, I could have just paid to get in legitimately, but I didn't have $2,000 to spare.
So, my plan of attack. How will I get myself into the restaurant without attracting attention or landing in Gitmo?
When in doubt, go to Acme
* The air drop
, I can land safely in a tree top and get a birds-eye view of the prez.
* Release the Acme bees
, thus sending the secret service men scurrying about, so they won't notice me sneaking into the restaurant.
* Put on the Acme female roadrunner outfit
. Nobody can resist a sexy roadrunner. When one of the agents comes over to hit on me, I can knock him out with an anvil
, switch clothes with him and just act non chalant, like I really belong in that size 42 black suit.
* Use the giant kite kit
to fly onto the roof of the restaurant, drop down a vent, put on a chef's hat
and mingle in the kitchen.
* Use the earthquake pills
to cause a medium sized tremor, hop into my superhero's outfit
, whisk the president off to safety and become a hero.
Or, I can just skip all that and go with the tried and true invisible paint
If none of these tricks work and I don't get in, I'll just head over to the protesters and give them a clue collecter