A Jenifer Update
Jenifer, my grand-egg
perished in an unfortunate accident caused by a rambunctious teenage boy.
Some Ian character tried to grab poor Jenifer's basket out of Nat's hand. He let go abruptly, causing the basket to swing wildly and sending Jenifer into the air, where gravity took hold and sent her smashing to the ground.
She lay there, broken and stunned while Nat ran after Ian. While Nat was pursuing Ian, her best friend John came along, noticed Jenifer on the floor, saw that she was cracked beyond what any extreme makeover could do for her proceeded to eat Jenifer the Egg Baby.
When Nat returned from chasing down Ian, John was standing in front of Nat's locker, guiltily licking his lips.
Because of the circumstance - mainly that Ian was being a jerk - the Home and Careers teacher boiled a new baby for Nat instead of giving her a bad grade.
Jenifer 2 looks remarkably like her deceased sister. And she is swathed in enough cotton and cloth to prevent any other crack-ups from happening.
As a side note, I should tell you that we have already run out of egg puns in my house.