I wonder how Martha will feel when she finds out she didn't even rate a Drudge
I'm feeling kind of bad for Martha, so I'll do the right thing and make her feel like this was all worth it:
MARTHA MAYHEM! FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS - HOMEMAKERS EVERYWHERE RIOT!
PANIC IN THE STREETS OF THE HAMPTONS - K-MART LOOTED!
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