Thus far, the comment of the day:
bq. RALL RULES! All you fascists eat your own shit
on tablecloths with eyeholes cut out. I can't even begin to say how superior we are to you! Kerry, Hillary, Dean, etc are the future! There is no room for your hate mongering, tiny brained, cross burning kind in our new world order. We will remake the world in our image. All out war - no more fascist conservatives!
Alrighty. Let's forget the New World Order, skip over the facism, ignore the hate mongering comment.
What I want to know is this:
Why do the tablecloths have to have eyeholes cut out of them? Can't we eat shit on nice
tablecloths? I mean, is someone going to wear it after we're done eating? And is it a nice plastic checkered tablecloth or is it one of those linen deals? It would be much easier to get the shit stains off of plastic than linen, you know.
Oh, wait. I bet it's a white
tablecloth, right? And, when we are done eating, one of us will put on the white table cloth with the eyeholes and look like a KKK member, right?
Well, they don't wear tablecloths, dummy. They wear sheets.
Although, once my mom used a old sheet as a tablecloth when we were having cherry ice-pops and coloring with magic markers, because she didn't want us to ruin that cute Fourth of July tablecloth she had. I imagine if we put eyeholes in that one she would have been pissed
. Then again, we weren't shit eating facists...yet. That came later. And it was a beige sort of sheet, with flowers. I think a KKK member would look very funny dressed like that. Come to think of it, they could use some levity at their gatherings, no? Judging from that movie American X
, those KKK dudes are all business, really serious. So, no. They wouldn't wear a Laura Ashley sheet over their heads. Unless all their other white hooded garments were at the Nazi dry cleaners and there was an emergency cross burning and they had nothing else to wear. I imagine in that case, the red checkered tablecloth would do. And the dude's wife would let him cut eyeholes in it for the sake of the clan. But that shit eating part, I just don't get. Wouldn't we put it on plates and not directly on the tablecloth?
I guess I just didn't get that guy's comment at all.
Oh his email address is firstname.lastname@example.org.....oh. Hehehehe. That's clever. Those superior anti-fascists. Always coming up with teh funny.