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This must have something to do with what he's packing. * Watching Léon on commercial tv borders between torturous and hysterical. I think they actually subsituted bushwhack for bullshit. Yea, I know. Why bother? I have two versions of the DVD, yet I still get sucked into watching it on Bravo. Just one of those things. * Signing off to watch last night's Chappelle Show. Again. If you're not watching him on Wednesday nights on Comedy Central, you're not watching the funniest guy on tv. And there's your whatnot for tonight.
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He looks like he's having a bad flashback there. Maybe some sort of post-traumatic stress disorder. Anyone know if he served in Vietnam?
Posted by: Oddly Normal | March 4, 2004 10:28 PM
I'd peg either Lewis Black or Jon Stewart as the funniest man on TV, personally. But Chappelle's Show is truly hilarious -- "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Posted by: nate | March 4, 2004 10:37 PM
The football is surprisingly hard to see.
"I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSQUASH!" I'll maybe put up a video link tomorrow. Almost as bad was "The Usual Suspects": "Give me the keys, you fairy godmother."
Posted by: dorkafork | March 4, 2004 11:03 PM
Chappelle's Show absolutely rocks.
"Granny don't!"
Priceless.
Posted by: Annastazia | March 5, 2004 01:11 AM
I can't resist watching weird butchered versions of movies I like on basic cable either. The chopped versions of Mallrats and Chasing Amy in particular get special awards for unintentional humor - you just can't mess with Kevin Smith dialogue and get away with it.
Posted by: Ian S. | March 5, 2004 01:34 AM
This is the Democrats best hope? A guy who shuts his eyes when trying to catch.
God protect us.
Posted by: Headzero | March 5, 2004 09:55 AM
is that an Ed Grimley immitation?
Posted by: Lisa | March 5, 2004 10:19 AM
He's reenacting the scene in RotK where Pippin sneaks the Palantir away from Gandalf in Rohan.
I mean, it's so obvious!
Posted by: Ith | March 5, 2004 11:22 AM
I've discovered Kerry's secret.
Posted by: dave | March 5, 2004 11:40 AM
Okay, why is the movie (that I own) called "The Professional" also called "Leon"? I am confused.
Posted by: ginger | March 5, 2004 12:18 PM
"Leon" is the extended director's cut of "The Professional".
Posted by: dorkafork | March 5, 2004 12:33 PM
And the superior version, as well.
Posted by: michele | March 5, 2004 12:35 PM
"Watching Léon on commercial tv borders between torturous and hysterical. I think they actually subsituted bushwhack for bullshit. Yea, I know. Why bother? I have two versions of the DVD, yet I still get sucked into watching it on Bravo. Just one of those things. "
They don't show Leon though...only the Professional. You don't get to see Portman doing "training" hits which were pretty neat.
Posted by: Ryan | March 5, 2004 12:45 PM
"Okay, why is the movie (that I own) called "The Professional" also called "Leon"? I am confused."
Leon is the director's cut/European version of the Professional. It includes some more scenes and played up the whole Lolita thing a bit more.
Posted by: Ryan | March 5, 2004 12:46 PM
WHAAAAT? WHAAAAT? YEAAAH! OOOOK!
Posted by: lil' jon | March 5, 2004 01:15 PM
Lisa, you need to check out this picture by a Farker named Manos.
Posted by: dorkafork | March 5, 2004 10:27 PM