the word 'endorse' looks funny when you type it often
Continuing with the endorsement posts. By popular demand, of course.
Not only will I answer questions about whom or what I endorse (see all of last night's posts for details), but I will also consider any requests for endorsements.
For instance, Dodd asked if I would endorse his John Kerry Running Mate Pool. Yes, I will. In fact, I entered.
Kevin wants to know which "position" I endorse. You know what he means.
Well, Kevin, as I am a control freak who needs to dominate every single person she comes near, I endorse the "woman on top" position. Handcuffs and mouth gag optional.
Now, we know I don't endores Kerry. However, I do endorse his package.
Is that a Vietnam medal in your pants or are you just happy to be nominated?
Picture stolen from Treacher.
In the area of superheroes, I heartily endores the world's greatest actor being cast as Commissioner Gordon. On the other hand, I do not endorse the growing realization that the Batman flick is going to be full of Brits faking Gotham accents.
Still taking requests.
[This post made possible by Joe]
Oh, yes. I very much endorse my book contest.
Update: Jim adds his fifty cents.
Is that a Vietnam medal in your pants or are you just happy to be nominated?
Picture stolen from Treacher.
In the area of superheroes, I heartily endores the world's greatest actor being cast as Commissioner Gordon. On the other hand, I do not endorse the growing realization that the Batman flick is going to be full of Brits faking Gotham accents.
Still taking requests.
[This post made possible by Joe]
Oh, yes. I very much endorse my book contest.
Update: Jim adds his fifty cents.
Comments
Two questions:
Posted by: McGehee | March 4, 2004 03:03 PM
I thought if you endorse the penis you endorse the man. This is a disturbing look at politics and JK's pants.
Posted by: Monkeyspit | March 4, 2004 03:05 PM
So that's what they mean when they call him a Brahmin.
Posted by: Joe | March 4, 2004 03:09 PM
Talk about a stimulus package!
No guesses what the "H" in "JHK" stands for.
Posted by: Jim Treacher | March 4, 2004 03:26 PM
Gary Oldman not playing a mentally unhinged antagonist is like Ron Jeremy making a movie and not having sex in it.
Posted by: Tom Alday | March 4, 2004 03:29 PM
Erect Kerry in '04.
Posted by: Allah | March 4, 2004 03:37 PM
Is this somehow related to the first picture? Perhaps his impression of the doctor giving him the old "turn your head to the left and cough" treatment?
Posted by: Joe | March 4, 2004 03:45 PM
That's the bottom of his chin.
Posted by: Lisa | March 4, 2004 03:46 PM
Two simple words: MICHAEL FUCKING KEATON.
That is all.
Posted by: disconnect | March 4, 2004 04:04 PM
Jeez, how can he Kerry that thing?
Posted by: Ryan | March 4, 2004 05:02 PM
Holy Crap. Oldman and Neeson in a Batman flick. I'm crying. Thank you Michele, thank you.
Posted by: Ed | March 4, 2004 05:11 PM
What a riot that picture. You need to endorse puggie.com! :)
Posted by: Faith | March 4, 2004 06:26 PM
Kerry has to take 2 sides on every issue: one for him and one for his dick.
His dick's so big his dick won the Silver Star.
He sent out 3 letters before Gulf War I: one supporting it, one against it, and one from his dick.
Posted by: dorkafork | March 4, 2004 08:09 PM
Commissioner Gordon, my foot! If you're gonna have Oldman in a movie about Batman's early years, you gotta have him play an unsuccessful comedian who turns to a life of crime and has an unfortunate accident...
Posted by: dorkafork | March 4, 2004 08:11 PM
Sure it's not a catheter?
Posted by: Aaron's Rantblog | March 4, 2004 08:15 PM
Amen to Keaton...or (don't hate me!) Clooney. Admit it--Clooney looked the part.
But Gary as C.G.? Nope. How about...Alan Napier as Gordon!
Posted by: david | March 4, 2004 09:31 PM
Most people I know would carry a sausage that size in a bag.
In his case, though, anybody doing penis reduction surgery would first have to decide on where to start.
Posted by: Alan Kellogg | March 5, 2004 07:23 AM
Between Batman and the next three Harry Potter movies, Oldman's plate should be pretty full for a while.
Posted by: M. Scott Eiland | March 5, 2004 01:58 PM