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Renée Zellweger has no eyes.

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She's going to have hellacious crows feat, what whit all the squinting she does.

She's going to be the female Clint Eastwood if she doesn't Oil of Olay it at the top of every hour.

And she's built like Jessica Rabbit. Which is good.

Jessica Rabbit?!?

Did you see those hips? Yowza.

while we're at it...can Peter Jackson bother to tuck himself and look presentable for just one night? I guess you can fuck all if you've got a gold man in your hand.

You're right - it's scary!

PJ can do anything he wants with $50 million in the bank with $20 million more on the way...

I pine for Renee whenever she does the Bridget Jones roles (Golden Globes Renee is about right for my tatse) and always regret it when she goes back to her usual weight.

Good thing she didn't trip tonight!

you're so right! is she smiling? glaring? angry? sad? you can never tell. it's always the same, weird face.

Could we give Johnny Depp a special honorary Oscar if he finds within his deep well of talent the ability to get the f**k over himeself?

I have to admit sometimes I see Peter Jackson and think Michael Moore -- until I notice Jackson isn't accompanied by a swarm of flies.

That, and Jackson actually has talent.

She looked like she was sucking on a lemon.

I, for one, happen to think Renee is hot stuff. And the more she squints, the more palatable guys like me are going to look to her, so I don't mind at all. But then I'm already spoken for, so she's just going to have to shop somewhere else.

That, and Jackson actually has talent.

Yes, that too. But the absence of flies is obvious at a glance.

RZ does look like she's drawn by CC Beck, doesn't she? (Don't worry, nerd reference.) But that pic brings to mind a song: "I like 'em fat/I like 'em proud/Ya got to have a mutha 4 me/Now move your big ass 'round this way so I can work on that zipper, baby..."