[This one is for my neighbors. And probably yours as well.]
Hey guys? It's Leap Day.
The gods of time and space have given you a surplus 24 hours in which to do something special. It's no coincidence that this day comes in February and not, say, August. The ancient gods knew what they were doing and you would be wise to use the extra day in the way which was orginally intended (just trust me on that, ok?):
Go outside and take down your Christmas decorations.